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Checkmatebloated

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posted January 30, 2001 06:12 PM

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I wish somebody else could see this masterpiece. I started eating heavy 2 days ago and I just formed something the size all women and may would be scared of if it was a penis.

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May1010

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posted January 30, 2001 06:15 PM

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I doubt that. He he he he


I've seen some pretty big ones and I've tamed them all. The last thing you'll ever hear me say is, "you're too big!"

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JohnnyO

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posted January 30, 2001 06:17 PM

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i've had some pretty big ones too .. i just hate when the pull all the way out and then ram it in again .. like that feels good or something.

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Steelheart

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posted January 30, 2001 06:18 PM

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I hate big ones... Sux when just the tip fits in your mouth.

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May1010

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posted January 30, 2001 06:23 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by JohnnyO:
i just hate when the pull all the way out and then ram it in again .. like that feels good or something.


Stop it Johnny! You're making me hard!

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Checkmatebloated

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posted January 30, 2001 06:33 PM

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This is a turd post, I sould of never mentioned penis size. Oh well. How many of you have long stroked it while on the toliet?

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john937

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posted January 30, 2001 06:40 PM

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Now, would this thread have to go on the sex board?

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Big Buck

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posted January 30, 2001 06:51 PM

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it's got feces, penises, and homosexual acts, so probally so....

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Latimer

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posted January 30, 2001 07:08 PM

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I think this is the reason George is setting up a Sex chat board.

You should save it next time and have it mounted on a plaque on your wall. You can have a nice story to go with it when you're showing it off to guests.

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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted January 30, 2001 07:10 PM

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LMAO @ this thread....
check said "this is a turd thread" lmao

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Sexual Mustard

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posted January 30, 2001 08:45 PM

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I always mentally rate my turds as I look at them, and then I metnally file them for recall if I need to tell a story. If it's really good, then my digital camera comes in handy...

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Frackal

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posted January 30, 2001 09:40 PM

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No but who smells their fingers after wiping their ass? You know you do...

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401

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posted January 30, 2001 11:10 PM

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This doesn't belong on the Sex Board. It belongs on the new Turd Discussion Board. Or maybe the Turd-Penis Size Comparisons Discussion Board. Let's have a naming contest! And the winner gets . . .

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Valdez

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posted January 31, 2001 01:06 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Frackal:
No but who smells their fingers after wiping their ass? You know you do...

hehehe

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