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 ANAL SEX INCIDENT!!!!
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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I was having sex with a longtime girl(friend). We were into our usual casual sex...when she asked me to F*** her in the butt. Now I am not the type to do that, but it was the heat of the moment and She was wanting me to really bad. So, I did... We were in the doggy style position and I had a very lubed up condom on. I slowly penitrated and then pulled out due to the intial pain. I then went to put it back in and it happened...
Funny stuff. I have not called her since and I do not think I ever will... Just some morning humor for you all     | ||
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Moderator 
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rookies | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 640 |
I think I would of went limp! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1441 |
Amateurs! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 266 |
HEY MAY, I do not think of FARTING AND RANCID smells as very sexy. That is a whole different world that I do not want to visit. You should go to Shiteaters.com if you like that stuff???? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1438 |
did she love it before she passed out, or after? This is not making me want to engage in such activities. | ||
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Cool Novice 
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ya get a lil corn on the cob?? hehehe ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 266 |
Oh she said she loves it... you need to take it like surgery...do not eat for 12 hours before. NO BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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As for shiteaters.com, I don't think so Sparky! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 266 |
Alright, now that that incident is all over, and we both know where we stand, thanks for the input. Later | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 282 |
Steak Helmet- Are you kidding me most guys dream about that. If you got a girl ready to give her ass up then by all means it is your responsiblity to engage at all times--- Just as long as its clean! JUST ON PRINCIPLE! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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I have to agree with wombat... ------------------ '' We were put here by alien so they could watch us build their lands and cities...some day they will take over...'' | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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She's your long time g/f and your not going to call her anymore because of that??? DUMBASS!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 266 |
She is just a friend aand she has other issues. She has been in this town for a few years and has no friends. She is a social moron...but has a rockin' body. INCREDIBLE BODY. But her face is not so hot, but you do not fuck a face(BLOW JOB). NO more of the ass thing for this guy...too much can go wrong. FARTING I just want to nut and get on with life is all. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 268 |
I had a friend that was doing that to some lady and when he pulled out she crapped all over him. He was real shaken up for a couple of weeks | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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So you just used her? That's a lousy thing to do to someone. | ||
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Guru
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May you called him sparky also. I'm hurt. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 652 |
No offense, really, and I'm not judging you or trying to start shit, but.... Don't be a pussy. GODDAMN!!! That is a GREAT story. Fucking call her right now. You can't get her preggers in the hiney hole so lose the condom. Wash your dick afterwards and before you fire it back in the front door. Get Astroglide and pound the shit out of that ass, Holmes. If I lived closer to you, I'd take her off your hands and treat her better. Have her take a trip the the bathroom next time you drill her, it'll be understood and you can enjoy it more next time. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 266 |
Yeah, just a little beno. NO I did not use her(MAY1010). We both have an agreement. SEX with no strings...although she is talking about marriage and shit. That is why I am not going to call her. We both agreed no strings and no funny talk. SHe broke the rules. LAY OFF MAY1010 I am sure you have used a guy for sex? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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SXjunky...funny |
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posted January 30, 2001 12:46 PM