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 "power sit up"... a thing of beauty
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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This Thursday I was out for my weekly dinner with friends and we were sitting around having sushi and discussing what came across our minds. We are odd folk, so odd things come up - I first raised that I found it odd that one rarely sees midgets and/or dwarves of Asian descent (one of my coworkers, upone hearing my comment another time said that it is unlikely we would notice a difference between "notmal" and "non" - the rant I have for the blindingly stupid is a whole different thread). This, somehow, in a strange way led around to us discussing the power sit up. My good friend contended that it is perhaps the greatest invention of all time and we pondered its origins. Surely it must date back to the dawn of time when even cavemen must have tricked each other with it. This same friend maintains that the power sit up is a far more important invention than even the internet. For those of you not in the know (I would think any male over the age of 12 would know) a power sit up can be carried out as follows: It then goes as follows. Find your prick target. Several of you should walk up to him and let him know that you think he obviously very strong and you are very impressed with how much he is lifting. His head will start to grow. Ask him some pointers on how to lift stuff. You want him to think he is even more "the shit" then he did just prior. Then say, "you know, I'm willing to be that you could even do a power sit up." If he has heard of the power sit up, then he gets pissed off and walks away. If he hasn't (or is so dumb so as to fall for it multiple times - there was a kid a my school that fell for it three times), then his interest will perk up. He will want to prove himself. Another kid in the groups should doubt that - "nahh, I don't think he could even do one." Someone else will counter, "he is so strong with other stuff - look at him, I definitely think he could do at least 5." Enjoy. ------------------ [This message has been edited by HappyScrappy (edited January 28, 2001).]     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Aww man that is great! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I think I just shit my pants....... ------------------ | ||
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Guru 
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hehe, i like it. thought that was long forgotten. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 771 |
i've never heard of that. in our school we did the strength test. you tell someone who is strong that you feel that both your arms are stronger than one of his. when he challenges you, you have him put his arm on a desk like he is doing a preacher curl on a flat surface. then you sit on the other side of the desk and, with both arms, try to pull his fist back to straighten his arm. he is trying to pull his fist toward his chest (like with a preacher curl) and you are trying to pull it back. when he builds up enough energy, you let go and he hits himself in the face. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 353 |
yeah, stalin - we did that one too that you mentioned - sitting down was a good trick, we always did it standing. that went along usually with the "if your fist is biger than your face/balls/whatever sensitive place, then you have cancer" - they'd then compare and you'd hit their fist as hard as you could, which then caused them to hit their face/balls/whatever. kids... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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thats happenened to me 3 times! ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Ah, the good ole' days... |
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posted January 28, 2001 01:06 AM
