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Randy From Bowflex

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posted January 27, 2001 11:10 PM

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Hey great friends!!

Well here is my problem:

Last night I went to bed, just as usual...put on my yanni cd to help me go to sleep. Anyway I wake up at about 3am and I am soaked in this snot like liquid. I mean it was snotty yet it was milky looking at the same time!! Guys do you think I have a leak in my roof or something??? Maybe the milky look is from the plaster on the cieling. God I am worried I dont need someone out here fixing my roof!!

Any help would be appreciated my wonderful friends!! Stay fit!!

Randy


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Rex

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posted January 27, 2001 11:15 PM

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Yanni, so sensual. Just the thought sends chills down my spine. Oh yeah....gotta go.

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thefantom1

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posted January 27, 2001 11:19 PM

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Did Johnny0 or May spend the night at your house??????

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401

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posted January 28, 2001 12:06 AM

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So I take it you're still pre-op, Randy?


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shaft

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posted January 28, 2001 12:13 AM

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yeah randy, something is wrong with your roof and you should call someone to repair it. save some of the fluid, and show it to the repair guy. i'll bet he can tell you were it came from.


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Randy From Bowflex

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posted January 28, 2001 12:14 AM

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I don't know what that means guys but please help me out here, thanks friends!


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gtbig 2

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posted January 28, 2001 01:12 AM

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wtf is this randy from bowflex GET A WOMAN!!


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Randy From Bowflex

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posted January 28, 2001 01:21 AM

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Well, I like to listen to my mother and my mom says that I should wait a few years to find the right one. Why do I need a woman anyway, men who have women are insecure right? I have my amazing physique and my bowflex!! Thats all I need! Man I did some chest and delts today and experienced a tremendous burn!! Oh my goodness!! Well thanks, kind friends!


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Dread Lord Good Guy

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posted January 28, 2001 01:22 AM

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Randy does get it on with da burn. I have seen that on da tv.


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BarbarianHorde

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posted January 28, 2001 09:51 AM

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garza/randy, you are one fucking funny guy

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Randy From Bowflex

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posted January 28, 2001 12:12 PM

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Friends, I hope you like my new signature!!


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Randy From Bowflex

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posted January 28, 2001 12:13 PM

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Whoops!!!!

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Deadlifts place too much strain on the back.

The bench press is obsolete.

Leg extensions kick rear.

You're not cool until you do seated chest presses.


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bigschweeler

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posted January 28, 2001 12:23 PM

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Maybe you should ask Joe Cocker.


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new@gettinbig

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posted January 28, 2001 12:28 PM

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Randy you really have WAY to much time on your hands! The bowflex fuckin sucks, no one on this board uses that piece of shit equipment for losers!! Why do you post these weird posts?? Obviously not sellin many of these cause you are constantly on here making dumb ass remarks. GET A LIFE!~


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Burnboy

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posted January 28, 2001 01:14 PM

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someone probably sneaked in and nutted on your face

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superdave

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posted January 28, 2001 03:06 PM

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new@gettinbig: this is all a joke, randy is really garza dumbass.

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dread_lady

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posted January 28, 2001 03:15 PM

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great sig! yaaah!!!!!

*gag*

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i cant keep up with your enthusiasm

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new@gettinbig

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posted January 28, 2001 04:52 PM

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OOPS my bad Give a girl a break!!


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