Chav? Do you know what a 'chav' is? I find it hilarious that boys like you come onto steroid forums asking about how big two weeks of dbol is going to make you, go off about how much weed you smoke then decide to start insulting people knowing that you're unlikely to get your teeth kicked in and toes cut off because you're sat behind a computer screen.
So on the basis of what we've just established - I think it's safe to say that you're far more likely to fit the profile of a chav, sweet cheeks.