Nathan
New member
Go to a place where you know people of your same sex, whatever that may or may not be, will be naked, such as changerooms or kindergarten classrooms. Remove only your pants and find yourself a comfortable place to sit that is just out of the way of pedestrian traffic. Put a chair on the other side of the walkway or what-have-you and prop your legs up on it so that they are strewn lazily across the walkway. People should have to wait for you to move your legs before they can pass. Cross your legs, and tuck your genitals snuggly between them. Whenever someone approaches and wishes for you to let them pass, simply lift your legs upwards slowly, being careful to keep them straight and to not bend at the knees. This may take a little flexibility on your part so make sure you are nimble enough to pull this off. When you finally get your legs at a 90 degree angle with the floor, the naked person waiting to get by you will inevitably glance down to see your erect cock and saggy scrotum glaring right back at him from between your propped up legs. Remember to smile, wink, and whisper, "Yoo hoo!"