Okay, here's one for you. I know it sounds completely queer, but stick with me.
When I was in high school, there was this kid who at 14 looked like he was 30. He had facial hair and muscles and even slightly thinning hair. So you figure had had an abundance of DHT, right? Well, there was one other thing that everybody couldn't help but notice because he walked around unabashedly in the locker room. The guy had the SMALLEST penis I've ever seen! I mean, it was like a baby's. About the size of a roll of Rolaids with half the roll gone. So...WTF????