My Penelope Cruz/wood chipper/ebola dream last night

[nangiggles]

Wasn't shirlz going to post all hers once and let us play guess that dick? Lol

The infamous cawkcollage

 

[nangiggles]

Maybe you two should send each other vag pics in the meantime.

Ive never taken a vag pic. I'd need a mirror and weird angles.

 

[sexyMFer]

Last night I dreamt I was approaching a very welcuming Penelope Cruz and my wood was raging!

Butt before I could deliver my package my peen got caught in a wood chipper.

Upon arriving at the hospital in a desperate attempt to reattach my mangled peen I discover the hospital's assets were dedicate to treating Ebola patients only since at this time it was a full blow pandemic

I laid watching the pathetic piece of mangled gristle next to me remembering my magnificent peen in its prior glory days.

A single tear streamed down my cheek.

I awoke to discover I was fully torqued. The morning had lifted my spirits ... and my peen.


The end

Lol, easily totw

 

[cindylou]

quit bein a pussy cali post that shit, fuck scumbags that send unwarranted dick pics

this

not interested in the pictures

I'm curious who though lol

 

[nangiggles]

this

not interested in the pictures

I'm curious who though lol

you're interested in dick

 

[rainbococksleev]

you're interested in dick

Lolololol nan!!

NOT! Plzstfukthx

 

[nangiggles]

alter's opinions dont matter.

 

[rainbococksleev]

alter's opinions dont matter.

Alter this dick ho

 

[cindylou]

lololo

 

[rainbococksleev]

Jajajajajajajaja