Dear GOD! If anyone is wondering what the highlight of 2009 will be, THIS IS IT!

[75th]

Sylvester Stallone wrote and is directing an action flick that is going to be release next year. The cast includes:

Him
Jet Li
Jason Statham
Forest Whitaker
Randy Couture
Dolph Lungdren

And, Dolph and Jet Li are going to have some big fucking fight in the thing.

Color me excited.

 

[gjohnson5]

Dolph Lundren can still walk?

 

[75th]

Dolph Lundren can still walk?

With the best of em, apparently.

 

[jnevin]

I have a feeling someone's gonna get punched. Probably in the face.

 

[jnevin]

And hard.

 

[Cal_21]

And hard.

and long.


wait......wrong thread

 

[MichaelScott]

who's jet li?

 

[walliwalibus]

Jet who?

 

[EnderJE]

All they need now is to include Bruce Willias, JCVD, and Arnold.

 

[MichaelScott]

ralph machio was the shit

 

[75th]

I have a feeling someone's gonna get punched. Probably in the face.

I think Jet Li will probably end up kicking somebody too.

Probably after some sort of spin.

 

[rnch]

75th, you need to get out of the house more often.

 

[75th]

75th, you need to get out of the house more often.

Negative my son.

Id also bet that Statham ends up shirtless during at least one scene.

Well probably see a closeup of Stallone's bicep as well.

 

[hurricane]

Negative my son.

Id also bet that Statham ends up shirtless during at least one scene.

Well probably see a closeup of Stallone's bicep as well.

lolol worth the price of admission for rnch

 

[housemusik83]

what is name of movie you are talking about

 

[Humble Pride]

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[75th]

what is name of movie you are talking about

The Expendables.

 

[DannoMight]

as long as randy coture doesn't have any lines to say in the movie i might watch it. the scorpion king 2 was wretched.

 

[75th]

Bump to say that the following cast additions have been made to this movie:

Mickey Rourke
Eric Roberts
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Jesus fucking Christ!

 

[75th]

Dear Lord, Danny Trejo is apparently in this too:

Hollywood can just stop after this one. Theres nowhere to go from here.

 

[stosstruppe]

No Steven Seagall? It'll be straight to DVD then!11one

 

[stosstruppe]

Dear Lord, Danny Trejo is apparently in this too:

Hollywood can just stop after this one. Theres nowhere to go from here.

If it's one thing we do know, it's that Danny Trejo won't be playing a barman in this flick!!111

 

[jnevin]

Pure awesomeness. Purer than the most sulfuric fart.

 

[redsamurai]

I love how poeple are saying "this movie will be awesome" based solely on the cast. We have no idea what the movie is about, how it's writing will be, how the cinematography will be. And to be honest, if the movie is going to be good, that's what's going to save it..........cause save Forest whitaker, none of those fools can act. The last Rambo movie was good because they kept it simple.......if they do that, than this movie has a chance. If they let those guys do their overacting bullshit, especially statham........it's over, don't even bother making it.

 

[Razorguns]

People said the same thing about Snakes on the Plane. Saw how that panned out.

Most of those actors aside from Jet Li probably were just happy they got a phone call. lol.

r

 

[nefertiti]

Forest whitaker is an oscar nominee...I hardly think he's hurting for roles. Mickey rourke might have been hurting before the wrestler, but certainly not anymore.

Oh and no one thought snakes on a plane would be awesome. Awesomely bad, perhaps. but not awesome.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

Ben kingsley rumored....

 

[jnevin]

Wasn't Stallone nominated for Cop Land?

 

[needtogetarmy]

This movie will a big hit or totally fall on its face.

Stallone has made very good movies. Get Carter is a very good flick. The last Rambo and Rocky movies were very good too.

 

[Razorguns]

Forest whitaker is an oscar nominee

cuba gooding is an oscar winner. where's his career now?

r

 

[75th]

Red, I've read the script. I'll pass it along to you if you wanna check it out.

Forest = oscar winner
Rourke = oscar winner after this Sunday
Stallone = oscar nominee
Everyone else = badass

 

[nimbus]

\
Oh and no one thought snakes on a plane would be awesome. Awesomely bad, perhaps. but not awesome.

 

[-SD-]

we need Richard Harrison up in this bitch.

 

[jackangel]

red, don't be a toolshed. the idea is precisely to be excited based on the cast alone. it's like the stars aligning, only not stars, but fists. in your eye.

however, i do agree that van damme needs in. then it would be LAUNCH!!!

btw, i'm motherfucking tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.

 

[nimbus]

good call on van damme

 

[Razorguns]

He's too busy getting his ass beat by Chuck Zito.

r

 

[chazk]

I can see the trailers of the stars on the backstage sets of the movie already .
tables with vials of testosterone and growth hormone laid out for consumption

 

[nefertiti]

razorgunz, you have a point that careers are not made by oscar wins, but Forest whitaker has not fallen off the map any.

 

[billfred]

Bump to say that the following cast additions have been made to this movie:

Mickey Rourke
Eric Roberts
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Jesus fucking Christ!

What is Arnold going to do? Hit them with his gut Summo Santa style?

 

[75th]

What is Arnold going to do? Hit them with his gut Summo Santa style?

I guess its just a cameo and hes playing himself (the Gov of California).

Still...its all falling into place.