Loved this one:
9) Mindless - constant, irritating, idle prattle about topics they read about in some women's magazine and then become instant experts--particularly pop psychology and the latest crap they see on "Oprah" or "Ricki"
I like watching the HGTV channel for DIY stuff around the house and there's a program called hosue hunters, I love watching the bitches complain because the house is "too dated" because of stupid things like fixtures, switch plates, tiny RIDICULOUS things that they can change themselves but are too damn lazy to do so, when the house does need TLC they immediately tell their husbands that they have work cut out for them...2) Deluded - into thinking they "deserve" a rich, model-handsome husband who will "take them away from all of this"--whatever the "this" might be--and leading to resentment when they discover that the universe does NOT revolve around them