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My little bold prop experience: funny

kbrkbr

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I love eq., but didn't want to do a long 3-4 month cycle it always takes for me to see any real results, so I thought I'd try some bold prop. Yes, I'd heard that it makes some bros sick, but I've never, ever gotten sick off of any aas before and thought I'd be able to tolerate it. Bad move.

I started out with baby shots of 25mg., just as a test. No reaction on the first two, so I decided to kick it up to 50mg, which was my intended dose. About eight hours later, in the middle of the night, I woke us with a vicious bed spin. I fumbled my way into the bathroom, turned on the light, looked in the mirror, and saw the entire room around me begin to pulse like a beating heart. Freaked my ass out. Knew I was gonna pass out.

I remembered my third grade teacher telling us that if we ever felt light headed like we were about to pass out, we should immediately place our heads between our knees. Despite the fact that I was standing, I immediately flung my head forward, intending to lower my head to my knees. Instead, I slammed my face into the sink, then dropped to the floor like a wet towel. The second I hit the floor, I shit my pants and threw up at the same time. I had grabbed my bleeding nose, so I ended up puking into my hand. Not pretty. Then I passed out.

A few minutes later, I came to, crawled into the shower, and turned on the water without bothering to take off my shit/puke soaked clothes. Rinsed myself off, stripped, rinsed again, crawled out. (Still vicious bed spin.)

By the time I made it back to my bed, I knew I had to blow again, so I grabbed an old blanket, crawled back into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and exploded while leaning over and puking into my bathtub. I was drenched with sweat, so when I was finished, I tried to shower again, only to discover my puke had clogged the drain. So I made my way to the other bathroom, showered, and laid down on the floor to die.

I woke up twice more that night to blow. Woke up next morning with my shoulder/neck all cramped from sleeping on the tile floor. Crawled back to bed, but was able to sleep because there was nothing left to throw up. By that night, I was human again, but the smells coming from my bathrooms nearly gagged me.

My advice: Don't try bold prop on a work day.
 
No, it's definitely funny. That's why I decided to share. Last night I had guys passing beers through their noses they were laughing so hard.
 
"I remembered my third grade teacher telling us that if we ever felt light headed like we were about to pass out, we should immediately place our heads between our knees. Despite the fact that I was standing, I immediately flung my head forward, intending to lower my head to my knees. Instead, I slammed my face into the sink, then dropped to the floor like a wet towel. The second I hit the floor, I shit my pants and threw up at the same time. I had grabbed my bleeding nose, so I ended up puking into my hand. Not pretty. Then I passed out."


This very well might be the funniest sentence I have ever read. I laughed so hard I lieterally shat myself as well. (note to self: do not drink milk and read elite fitness forum posts at the same time) I am sorry that happened to you man but it sure was funny none the less. I think I will only do EQ because I can't handle crap like that. Not near as funny when it happens to me. :p
 
Are you sure it wasn't LSD or Crystal meth in that needle?
Thanks for sharing!Thats the F&%$@&^ funniest thing i've ever read dude.
 
kbrkbr said:
The second I hit the floor, I shit my pants and threw up at the same time. I had grabbed my bleeding nose, so I ended up puking into my hand. Not pretty. Then I passed out.QUOTE]

man that's fucked up bro, that's why I reasearch everything before taking any drugs, first than nothing hear the comments of the bros here in their experiences with the drugs,then you will know if it's good for you or not, I think if you shouldn't up the dose too early maybe the side wouldn't be that strong. I would like to take masteron it's a nice compound but i've heard some nasty shit androgenic side effects for most of the bros that thake that soo... I decided to take it out of my wish list for my next cycle. I rather to stick to long esters they work fine for me.
 
I have a bottle of Boldenone Prop in the cabinet. After reading your story, I'm loading up a cc for later today. We'll see what happens.
 
I don't know whether to cry or laugh. Okay, I think I will laugh. You're a team player for sharing that shit. At the time, it is living hell. When you look back you can't help but laugh though. I will probably never try to ole bold prop after hearing that gripping testimonial. Hang in there bro!
 
wow, i thought I had it bad on bp. glad to hear someone had it worse! lol..j/j.. I think the funniest part was about the 3rd grade teacher and you slamming your head...g1 bro..you need some karma for that one.

My bp experience was just a living hell (100mg e3d) for 2 weeks. Super high fever 102-103, swollen leg - couldn't walk for 3 weeks right, and left delt the size of a mellon...aches, pains...UGH...but i can't imagine the hell you went through ...

BTW, are you still doing it? I hear that after 2 weeks, you body gets used to it and the side effects go away, but i couldn't make it that far..almost, but not far..
 
I really tried not to laugh when I read that... I am glad that I am not the only sick fuck that found humor in the way you told it... I still feel bad for laughing though.... sorry to hear but I am glad you feel better and you decided to share....
 
man brutal story, that stuff just made you a mess of a human being.

I did laugh, I must admit. Glad to hear you're feeling better.
 
Everyone, please stop feeling bad for laughing. It's a damn funny story. Course I didn't think so at the time, but I still laugh when I think about it.

The only bad news is:

1. I love the idea of bold prop, but am never gonna try that shiat again.

2. I can't get the stench out of my bathrooms. lol
 
Sounds much like a drinking story I have from a birthday party in Las Vegas.

No Bold Prop for you ever again, and No more Martinis for me ever again!
 
kbrkbr said:
Yup. I'm glad no women were around to witness. Woulda scared 'em off for sure.

that and even if they didn't see or hear you the stinch would be almost impossible to explain, unless you disect things in your bathroom :worried:
 
you're a fucking trooper bro.. thanks for laugh i needed that..

this one will go down in the hall of fame i'm sure !!
 
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