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mikey Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 52) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:30 AM
  
How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death." IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 273) |
posted August 04, 2000 12:55 PM
a guy goes to prison for the first time....huge mutherfucker says, "welcome, you wanna be the mommy or daddy"...the little guy thinks it over and says "well, i guess i wanna be the daddy"...big guy: "thats good, now come over here and suck mommy's dick"... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dogballs Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 81) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:01 PM
thats some funny shit!! IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1435) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:15 PM
Where do you get virgin wool? Form ugly sheep. Bahhhh IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 273) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:31 PM
TD- where are the virgin sheep of which you speak?... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1435) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:47 PM
Bill- They are usually dressed in nun outfits. You can't miss 'em. IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 273) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:55 PM
in alabama, virgin sheep is an oxymoron... IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 167) |
posted August 04, 2000 02:14 PM
This little girl comes home from school and says, "mommy I know how you get babies." Mommy smiles and says," how dear?"
MOmmy says , "no baby thats how you get jewerly." IP: Logged |
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