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Fe3

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 337
From:Northern States
Registered: Jan 2000

posted December 25, 2000 12:24 AM

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twas the nigght before christmas
and in my gym bag
was a 1/2 bottle of deca
and an old musclemag

As i pop more d-bol
some winny and clen
i just now remember
i have an order to send

do i want a-bombs or halo's
i just can't decide
one thing i know though
i need finasteride

novaldex or proviron
it's a close call
if my tits get any bigger
i be wearing a bra

the gyms closed tomorrow
man does that suck
the post offices' closed too
ugh....just my luck

but tuesday i'll start
my diet and stuff
just give me 12 weeks
man i'll be buff

as i cook up my chicken
my turkey and steak
i cannot wait to leg press
i'll try 20 plates

my girlfriend just nags me
"Please quit that shit"
i say " shut your mouth bitch
or i'll split both your lips"

So to all my elite fitness friends
have a good holiday
there no such thing as roid-rage
"I DON"T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THEY SAY"

BigJay81

Guru

Posts: 3922
From:LIFT UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Registered: Jan 2000

posted December 25, 2000 12:28 AM

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That was great I printed it out Up it goes on the wall of fame with all of Rangers Poems.

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Lift
Until You Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bad brains

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1011
From:the south...........
Registered: Jan 2000

posted December 25, 2000 12:34 AM

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Good one , also good to see an old Bro show up again......

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I against I.........H.R.

moondog

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 190
From:
Registered: Jun 2000

posted December 25, 2000 12:50 AM

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You are a genius. That was great!

Fe3

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 337
From:Northern States
Registered: Jan 2000

posted December 25, 2000 08:54 AM

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Since it's christmas day, BUMP this back up top

KODIAK99

Freak

Posts: 1935
From:New York, NY USA
Registered: Aug 2000

posted December 25, 2000 09:10 AM

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nice

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If you are going to be a bear. . .be a big fucking bear!!!!!

king conan

Cool Novice

Posts: 18
From:panama city fl.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted December 25, 2000 09:43 AM

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DUDE THAT WAS FUCKIN GREAT!!!!!

ROIDRANGER

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 626
From:an underground-gym near you
Registered: Sep 2000

posted December 25, 2000 09:46 AM

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printed out--now its time to go read to entire family!!!! LOL
thats great by the way..hehehe

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power to gain from the ROIDRANGER.

media

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 269
From:Belgrade, Yugoslavia
Registered: May 2000

posted December 25, 2000 09:52 AM

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Nice one. It should be in school books! That's what I call poetry

vdevil

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1034
From:Detroit MI.
Registered: Jan 2000

posted December 25, 2000 10:13 AM

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HI Fe3. Merry christmas.

45Plates

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 496
From:CT
Registered: Feb 2000

posted December 25, 2000 11:07 AM

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Fe3-

Nice poem bro, Merry X-mas.

Plates

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got big?

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 99
From:
Registered: Sep 2000

posted December 25, 2000 12:00 PM

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nice poem
merry christmas you fucking monsters!

Badkins21

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1294
From:College Station, TX, USA
Registered: Jul 2000

posted December 25, 2000 12:30 PM

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MERRY X-MAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL, GOOD CYCLES!!!

Anyone else's parents not know they're paying for a cycle??? HEHEHE!!

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GIG 'EM, Badkins21
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http://www.angelfire.com/pa2/badkins
"Get BIG, or get the f*ck out," "Smoke it 'til your fingers burn," "The world IS mine!!"

PUMPON

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 155
From:canada
Registered: Aug 2000

posted December 25, 2000 12:45 PM

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bumo funny shit

Gettinhard

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1089
From:florida
Registered: May 2000

posted December 25, 2000 12:57 PM

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this is classic bro!!!!!!have a good christmas

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It's Creatine i Swear

The Ranger

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posted December 25, 2000 01:26 PM

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Hahahahahahahahaha.......Damn Fe3,

That was too fucking Khule Bro....Loved it, and wish I would've " Thunked " of it first!!!

Ranger

Vovan

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 367
From:Moscow, Russia
Registered: May 2000

posted December 25, 2000 01:30 PM

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LOL Thanks. I've even relaxed

Fe3

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 337
From:Northern States
Registered: Jan 2000

posted December 25, 2000 03:05 PM

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Bump it up..........

sbaset

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 100
From:WA, USA
Registered: Nov 2000

posted December 25, 2000 05:36 PM

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Thanks FE...very nice...

D-Chi

Cool Novice

Posts: 11
From:u.s
Registered: Dec 2000

posted December 25, 2000 05:36 PM

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Good shit....Merry Christmas to all the elite bros!!!!

greenhouse

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 692
From:Arkansas
Registered: Feb 2000

posted December 25, 2000 05:59 PM

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Nice one Fe3...

Fe3

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 337
From:Northern States
Registered: Jan 2000

posted December 26, 2000 12:17 AM

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Don't let it die for the love of god!!!!!!!
Can't you people help me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hardcore4Evr

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 401
From:
Registered: Sep 2000

posted December 26, 2000 03:06 AM

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Bump back up! Man that was outstanding! You should win the Nobel Prize for that!

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"Milk is for babies - real men drink beer."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pumping Iron

conan69

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posted December 26, 2000 06:36 AM

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"Shut up bitch or i will split your two lips"
That is the funniest shit i have ever seen

nice on Fe3

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Ash

Cool Novice

Posts: 38
From:
Registered: Apr 2000

posted December 26, 2000 01:45 PM

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Bump.....
funny
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Good, Bad, I'm The Guy With The GUN!!

Slopain

Guru

Posts: 3978
From:Yo Aunties Pad
Registered: Jan 2000

posted December 26, 2000 01:49 PM

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