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Since Ranger hasn't posted a poem in a while, here's one for you

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Author	Topic: Since Ranger hasn't posted a poem in a while, here's one for you
Brutis Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 253)	posted July 09, 2000 04:04 PM Alright, I'm not as creative as Ranger. I actually stole this one from another site. Enjoy: Down the road, in a gym far away A young man was heard to say, "No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!" He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too. Trying to cheat these sissy workouts he'd do! From the corner of the gym where the big guys train, Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain, Where the big iron rides high, and threatens lives, Where the noise is made by big fourty-fives, A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees, A very big man with legs like trees, Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack, Chalked his hands and monstrous back, Said, "Boy stop lying and don't say you've forgotten! Trouble with you is that you ain't been SQUATTIN'!" (A poem by Dale Clark in the March 1983 issue of IronMan) ------------------ If you have to tell people you're a bodybuilder...you're not. IP: Logged
BCS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31)	posted July 09, 2000 04:07 PM Good One. IP: Logged
kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 343)	posted July 09, 2000 04:09 PM nice kram-mark just do'in my best... IP: Logged
denmaur Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 326)	posted July 09, 2000 04:12 PM That is a good one. I had the issue of Ironman that the poem was published in and wanted to save it. Somewhere along the line I trashed the magazine. I'm glad to see the poem is still around. IP: Logged
Curious Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 307)	posted July 09, 2000 06:11 PM good stuff ------------------ That which does not kill you makes you stronger. IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319)	posted July 09, 2000 06:50 PM Been busy as Hell Bro's....with the PGF2A report!!! New poems soon, I promise!!! ------------------ Ranger IP: Logged
big_guy1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1116)	posted July 09, 2000 06:52 PM very good poem.....I like it... big-guy IP: Logged
ThePitbull Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 355)	posted July 09, 2000 06:55 PM It's not a Ranger classic, but not bad at all. Pitbull IP: Logged
cowbell Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 455)	posted July 09, 2000 07:25 PM not bad!! IP: Logged
Mojo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 400)	posted July 09, 2000 11:35 PM Not bad. It'll tide us over till the Ranger gets done with his leg work. IP: Logged
slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 202)	posted July 09, 2000 11:39 PM Cool poem. Very true. ------------------ Someday we will meet in a place where there is no darkness, or S-police! IP: Logged
COnCReTE_MAsS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6)	posted July 10, 2000 09:20 AM good one ,, ------------------ IP: Logged
Ice Man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433)	posted July 10, 2000 09:29 AM Haven't heard that one on a long time. The gym I used to workout in about 15 years ago had that posted on the wall. Still sounds just as good. IP: Logged

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