The Christmas Workout...A Ranger Rhymne...

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Okay Godammit....here it is. I've posted it 4 times on elite...it keeps getting deleted....heh heh heh....Enjoy!!!
The Christmas Workout
(Reads like the Grinch who stole Christmas)

Every Iron Brother,
Liked training legs quite a lot.
But WCP and E2,
Surely did not!

The Ranger loved legs,
Trained them hard all season.
Don�t ask why he worked so hard,
No one could ever remember the reason.

But WCP and E2,
Were not quite right!
It could be perhaps,
Their spandex was too tight!

But I think by far,
The most likely reason of all.
Were WCP and E2�s,
Balls were to fucking small!

� We have to get out of legs!�
They said with a sneer.
� Ranger�s too damned rough!
And he�s practically here!�

They got an IDEA!
And laughed while they bragged.
� When he walks through the door,
We�ll both be dressed in drag!�

The windows were dark,
Chalk dust filled the air.
The gym door crashed open,
And Ranger walked in without a care!

He stopped in his tracks,
Then looked all around.
WCP and E2 weren�t there,
Just two fags to be found?

Ranger realized in a flash,
Who stood there in sport�s bras and tights!
Then he chuckled out loud,
At this God-awful sight!

He knew that he had them,
And grinned with pure glee!
� You two rope smokers get ready!
You�re doing legs with me!�

They pissed and they moaned,
They slithered and cried.
� Last time we did this,
We damn near died!�

� You two fuckers ready?�
Ranger growled through his teeth!
� If you don�t squat my weight,
You�re both giving me a piece!�

He wrapped his knees,
Then stepped to the rack.
Piled on 405lbs.
And placed it on his back!

Balls to the floor,
12 times, they did count.
They thought up excuses,
As fear began to mount.

� We�re not warmed up!�
WCP and E2 tried.
� That�s too much weight!�
The little faggots lied!

From the side came a whimper,
From a little man with no chin.
Ranger laughed out loud�.
It was just George Spellwin.

� Doing legs today little man?�
Ranger boomed through the gym.
� Why I�m doing chest!� George squeaked.
� That�s it�why yes, I am!�

� Then get your ass over here!�
Ranger said with a mock.
Little George stood up and whined,
� Oh my�Look at the clock!�

� I must be going,
I really must�you see!
Doing legs with you Ranger,
Just ain�t my cup of tea!�

George pointed with a finger,
With not one callus to be found.
He spoke to WCP and E2,
Who stood there not making a sound!

� Now this I can handle.�
He smiled with desire.
� Love those outfits fellas!
Yes!�Such fabulous attire!�

� They�re yours!� Ranger growled,
� Why they can�t even spot!
If your ass stays in here,
You fags are going to squat!�

Ranger pulled out his cock,
It fell to his knee!
WCP and E2 winced,
While George giggled with glee!

They looked away,
As Ranger stuffed it in his pants.
As George snickered and jumped,
And around Ranger, he pranced!

Johnny O came riding in,
On a bicycle with no seat.
With a long, thin prick,
He was beating his meat.

� Oh My! � Look at the muscles,
He said, licking his lips.
� Hop on George!�
We�re going on a trip!�

E2 and WCP,
Didn�t know what to do?
They surely couldn�t squat,
And they couldn�t swallow Goo!

� Well?� Yelled Ranger,
� Are ya squatting this day?�
They shook their heads NO!
And said,� Sorry�we�re GAY!�

� Then get the Hell out of here,
Ya four fucking queers!
Have a Merry Fucking Christmas,
And a Happy New Year!�

RANGER