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 Funny gym story
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Hey guys... Sorry to post this here as opposed to chat, but I thought you all might get a laugh out of this... (Please move the post if this is inappropriate  )So I'm in the gym tonight, doing squats... I'm kinda pissed because there's no one around to spot me... Was planning on upping my weight tonight but couldn't as my gym has a really crappy squat rack with no safety pins... I don't really like the possibility of dumping the weight off my back if I can't get the last one up... Anyway, I am on my first work set, going really deep, and I let out a pretty nasty fart on my way up. Oh well, doesn't bother me, and there's no one else around... Next rep I go down and hear a RIIIIIIIIIIIP! I split the seam of my shorts all to hell, which wouldn't have been too big a deal except for the fact that today is "laundry day" so to speak, and I was freeballing it! Needless to say, I was suddenly pretty glad no one was there to spot me! LOL!!! I just put my sweatshirt around my waist and called it a day!     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 369 |
Hey, you know you are squattin deep when your balls touch the floor. If there's a chance I'm gonna fart, I make sure and take off the headphones. I have this fear of slippin out a loud one and not realize it. Thanks for sharing (snicker) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 99 |
The old "squat fart" the unwanted workout partner to BBs everywhere.The worst part for me is if I cut one I start to laugh and have to dump the bar. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 301 |
That is too funny. you should've just kept going about your business and if anyone looked at you funny, said, what you jealous your sack ain't that big? lol disclaimer: I am on 3 valiums and 2 codein right now, so pay me no attention. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 190 |
LMAO! That is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 90 |
Now I know why that guy waxed his ass | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 53 |
Damn man, you take "Ass to the floor!" literally. LOL | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 253 |
Yeah, I once ripped a nasty one (one of those silent but deadly ones) when I was squatting, but I DID have a spotter... poor bastard was right behind me helping me out! Apparantly, the toxic fumes rose and encircled this unfortunate guy's head, so he got the full effect of my fresh flatulence! I continued squatting. ------------------ |
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posted April 06, 2001 10:08 PM