Your Mom

hamstershaver · Jan 27, 2005

what in the hell was that in your sig????? did you sing that??? i almost pissed myself at work, holy shit that was funny, btw your voice is awful

hamstershaver · Jan 27, 2005

it was even funnier the second time i listened to it, lmao

jnevin · Jan 27, 2005

Wtf????

jaded · Jan 27, 2005

LMFAO, i just listened to it...fucking hilarious

hardrock · Jan 27, 2005

WTC are you guys blabbing about?

jaded · Jan 27, 2005

hardrock said:
WTC are you guys blabbing about?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/member.php?u=42016

That's YourMom's profile...listen to the song that's linked in his signature

Scotsman · Jan 27, 2005

I see a recording contract coming soon.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Lady Viking · Jan 27, 2005

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Same. Dammit.

hamstershaver · Jan 27, 2005

what does that mean? only a certain amount of people can listen per hour? im telling you keep trying you wont be dissappointed

jnevin · Jan 27, 2005

Does he just pwn the hell out of deteras?

jaded · Jan 27, 2005

hamstershaver said:
im telling you keep trying you wont be dissappointed

.

SoKlueles · Jan 27, 2005

he should send me a cd of his recording

Mikus · Jan 27, 2005

OMFG Best song ever! :lmao:

jnevin · Jan 27, 2005

OMFG!! I hope when deteras gets the generator in his single wide working and creates his alter he comes across that.

hamstershaver · Jan 27, 2005

damn i want chaos to flame me like that in a song, that was a classic

SoKlueles · Jan 27, 2005

yayyyyy downloading hope my kid dont understand it lol

Sassy69 · Jan 27, 2005

The next William Hung!

TheProject · Jan 27, 2005

Nice work, Mom.

SoKlueles · Jan 27, 2005

lol
that was hillarious
i think he should be on american idol

AAP · Jan 27, 2005

jnevin said:
OMFG!! I hope when deteras gets the generator in his single wide working and creates his alter he comes across that.

LOL!!!

I don't have sound on the laptop... can someone post the lyrics?

SoKlueles · Jan 27, 2005

the tune is to"im a bitch" lol i had to listne 4 times to hear him say hes an annoying ass schmuck and a retarded schmuck

jnevin · Jan 27, 2005

AAP said:
LOL!!!

I don't have sound on the laptop... can someone post the lyrics?

The words are great, basically a balad about you pummeling his arse and his mastering the role of the pwned red-headed stepchild. The singing is awful though. It honestly couldn't be better.

hamstershaver · Jan 27, 2005

AAP said:
LOL!!!

I don't have sound on the laptop... can someone post the lyrics?

you are mentioned at least twice in it

Buddy_Christ · Jan 27, 2005

AAP said:
LOL!!!

I don't have sound on the laptop... can someone post the lyrics?

you must hear the song. you need to find headphones or something, it's 11tybillion% worth hearing.

SoreArms · Jan 27, 2005

LOL, that shit's gold!

Moderate_THIS · Jan 27, 2005

You should be able to click on my sig now. Arista is releasing the song to radio and it's free to download for a limited time.

jaded · Jan 27, 2005

AAP...

the lyrics (i think these are the lyrics)

"I got banned today
AAP showed me who's really gay
I know I'm white trash, an annoying ass fuck, a retarded shmuck
A little bit of every mistake all rolled into one
Deteras, I'm a homo, big time star in gay porno, I'm a loser and a taint
Straight is something that I ain't,
AAP cums on me when I'm down on my knees
You know I wouldn't want it any other way..."

LMFAO.

BileStew · Jan 27, 2005

LMFAO!!!

I thought I was tripping on mesque and listening to the opening of a Whitesnake concert.

Buddy_Christ · Jan 27, 2005

I got banned today
AAP showed me who's really gay
I know I'm white trash
and annoying as fuck
a retarded shmuck
A little bit of every mistake all rolled into one

(Chorus)
Deteras
I'm a homo
big time star
in gay porno
I'm a loser and a taint
Straight is something that I ain't
AAP
cums on me
when I'm down on my knees
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

the singing is horrid, and that definetly makes it better :laugh2:

Mikus · Jan 27, 2005

crak600 said:
I got banned today
AAP showed me who's really gay
I know I'm white trash
and annoying as fuck
a retarded shmuck
A little bit of every mistake all rolled into one

(Chorus)
Deteras
I'm a homo
big time star
in gay porno
I'm a loser and a taint
Straight is something that I ain't
AAP
cums on me
when I'm down on my knees
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

the singing is horrid, and that definetly makes it better

LMAO i'm still freaking laughing at it after playin it over and over :FRlol:

Carmen · Jan 27, 2005

OMG thats funny.
btw, yourmom.. you sing better than i do.

seriously.

hamstershaver · Jan 27, 2005

crak600 said:
I got banned today
AAP showed me who's really gay
I know I'm white trash
and annoying as fuck
a retarded shmuck
A little bit of every mistake all rolled into one

(Chorus)
Deteras
I'm a homo
big time star
in gay porno
I'm a loser and a taint
Straight is something that I ain't
AAP
cums on me
when I'm down on my knees
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

the singing is horrid, and that definetly makes it better

ya its the singing that makes it a classic

BileStew · Jan 27, 2005

hamstershaver said:
ya its the singing that makes it a classic

Yeah, it's right up there with Woody's wedding song to Kelly.

Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly

Buddy_Christ · Jan 27, 2005

here's some more examples of YourMom's singing

The Gonelifting Jingle -

http://www.crak600.com/goneliftin2.wav

And the crak600 Jingle -

http://www.crak600.com/crak_jingle.wav

AAP · Jan 27, 2005

Holy fuck! I got my own song. I really got to get the headphones hooked up to listen to that shinitz!

Buddy_Christ · Jan 27, 2005

AAP said:
Holy fuck! I got my own song. I really got to get the headphones hooked up to listen to that shinitz!

hey, uhh, AAP, i hate to tell you this but it seems you forgot to log in as Deteras.

jnevin · Jan 28, 2005

Bump for "deterass"

Buddy_Christ · Jan 28, 2005

i just listened to it again.

:FRlol:

Deterass · Jan 28, 2005

jnevin said:
OMFG!! I hope when deteras gets the generator in his single wide working and creates his alter he comes across that.

Easy bro.

Don't make me get violent again.

jnevin · Jan 28, 2005

Deterass said:
Easy bro.

Don't make me get violent again.

I'm sure it's a nice starter home. They can get a little cramped, so don't knock the fry-daddy over when you go out to make moonshine.

Deterass · Jan 28, 2005

jnevin said:
I'm sure it's a nice starter home. They can get a little cramped, so don't knock the fry-daddy over when you go out to make moonshine.

LOL!

I'm saving up for some real steps.Those concrete blocks keep falling over. Done kilt one of my huntin dogs.

bran987 · Jan 30, 2005

just heard it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :elephant:

omgomgomgomg that is as good as the porno blooper or better

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