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Your Flatulence Is Going to Kill the Carpool

I found this on MSN Health:

Your Flatulence Is Going to Kill the Carpool

The Instant Deodorizer: Air, Quick!

Crack both front windows. The low-pressure zone outside the windows will suck out the gas. Key note: Keep the back windows closed. "When all the windows are open, inside air doesn't exit, but is forced into the back," says Lou Bloomfield, Ph.D., a professor of physics at the University of Virginia.

Sidestep the Stink

Eat less of whatever food triggered your spontaneous eruptions, and add more yogurt to your diet. "The active cultures will displace the bacteria that make the gas smell," says Mary Ellen Camire, Ph.D., a professor of food science and human nutrition at the University of Maine.

Here's the full article:

http://content.health.msn.com/content/pages/8/1685_53163.htm

I know we have discussed causes and cures for flatulence a lot on here but never have I seen yogurt as a treatment. Just thought I'd pass this slong on the way to buy some yogurt :)
 
I was laying on the floor last night around 7 pm and let out a major funk bomb....my 2 year old son just happened to be walking by...he didn't stand a chance. Poor kid dropped like a fly in mid air with his eyes watering, gasping for breath.... Good thing we have oxygen handy.

Oh and the active culture in Yogurt is Acidophilus....works wonders on the digestive system.
 
Cornholio said:


...you mean good thing you have a Rx for one.


See all the perks that come from getting older. I can get drugs now with one trip to my doctor that I only dreamed about in my early 20's!
 
WODIN said:



See all the perks that come from getting older. I can get drugs now with one trip to my doctor that I only dreamed about in my early 20's!

Castor oil and Geritol Silver are scripts now??
 
I find that 2 glasses of milk (or more) in the morning set me off like a gas machine. I guess I can only handle one. Weird how it doesn't happen any other time of the day.
 
Cornholio said:


Castor oil and Geritol Silver are scripts now??

Yep...so is that super strenght Metamucil which causes you to shit for 3 hours. Nap time.
 
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