You people suck!

[Wolfman23]

All you people are loosers. What kind of an idiot would take steroids anyways. I am all natural. I am 17 years old and have been traing for 2 years and am ripped huge fuckin solid. I am 6'2 180 pounds. I am one of the largest and most respected in my gym. Oh wait my bad, maybe not all natural I have taken over the counter stuff like Cell Tech and other anabolic supplements. But at least its legal! I bet I can out bench and out lift all you morons to. I have won 10 bodybuilding competitions and have only come in at second place at one of them. The rest is first place. You'd be surprised at what you can learn from just reading Flex and other Weider publications. Joe Weider is the reason this sport has honor in it. He does not advocate the use of drugs. You assholes give people like Jay Cutler and Ronnie Coleman bad reps. They are where they are today because of good ol fashion hard work and good genetics. Get a clue. I do train at a very hardcore gym. Ballys. And some of the dudes there do juice, but they don't fuck with me. Because they know I will kick their asses. In fact I don't tolerate that shit in my house of iron. If I suspect someone is juiceing I make it my business to tell them they shouldn't. And they listen. So fuck all you pussys. When I am wearing the Mr. Olympia crown then we will see who has the last laugh!

 

[MFMan]

This is priceless. I am at a loss for words. Its posts like these that always make me come back. LOL!

 

[MFMan]

Damn 10 competions in 2 years of training, so whats that come to? About 5 competions a year. You must have awesome genetics and it must be that Cell Tech. I need to go out and get me some! In fact, I already know my next stack. Cell Tech, Hydroxycut, and Myoplex. To hell with gear.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Man, talking about roid-raging........

 

[supertech69]

 

[alien amp pharm]

Nathan, is that you? Come on fess up.

 

[mvmaxx]

LOL - someone's prank. Damn funny though.

 

[dodge1]

i bet if you added andro to you "stack" you will get really huge.
NOT

 

[the nature boy]

is this guy related to wolf man jack?

 

[Nathan]

There was this one time at the gym that I was doing lateral raises. Well, I thought to spice things up a bit it might be fun to remove my pants (I don't wear underwear I just loop two pieces of string between my ass cheeks and then put them each around one side of my waist and then tie them to my throbbing penis) and snuggly place a bottle of mustard between my ass cheeks. This exercise is really all about the mind-muscle connection. You see with each rep of lateral raises, you squeeze your ass cheeks together and out shoots a stream of volatile mustard. The goal is to concentrate and focus so that by the end of the set you have formed a pretty pattern of mustard on the wall. I made mostly assorted floweres on that particualr day and many compliments on my suffisticated art. After about 4 sets of those, I crammed about 20 of those barbell clips - you know the ones - in my ass, handle side in. The goal here is to squeeze the clamped ends as hard as possible using only the power of your posterior. Well, during the first set one of those fuckers went flying out of my ass and hit some guy square in the face. He was pissed off somethin' fierce. I immediately began masterbating to throw off any suspicion that it was me. Fortunately my plan worked and he went after the guy next to me who enjoys fondling the genitals of various small animals so he really enjoyed all teh touching from the pissed of guy beating on him anyways. Essentially everyone came out on top and I got to beat off in front of one of those big ass gym mirrors, which, by the way, you haven't lived until you've tried.