You know you've been watching too much porn when....

[Freak Show]

1. You honestly believe there's a chance that you could take the semi-cute banquet server at the wedding back into the kitchen and hump like rabbits.

2. The girl you're dating says, "I could go for a bite to eat soon." and all you heard was "I would love to eat your meat soon."

Sadly, these are true stories.

 

[boss]

tru dat!!!!!...........lmao

 

[the nature boy]

when you take a job as a pizza delivery guy thinking you'll get laid just because you've seen Peter North do it 100 times.

 

[Taps]

There's no such thing as too much porn.

And I could fuck any waitress or banquet server I wanted. And her hot friend. At the same time. So there.

 

[Natymike]

1. You honestly believe there's a chance that you could take the semi-cute banquet server at the wedding back into the kitchen and hump like rabbits.

2. The girl you're dating says, "I could go for a bite to eat soon." and all you heard was "I would love to eat your meat soon."

Sadly, these are true stories.

LMAO

 

[Stryc-9]

There's no such thing as too much porn.

I agree....talking about "too much porn" is like saying:

"I have too much money."

or

"I am too good looking."

 

[PinK233]

....your peepee falls off

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

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