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You know you're huge when.......

ragin' said:
when you haven't washed your neck for the past year because your traps are too big....

...you can't look down at the side of your arm, cuz your delts are too wide.
 
when you go to a gym you haven't been to in a while and your buddies are like, "gggeeeooooooooddd daaaaaaaam"!!!!!!!!!
 
pecs so big you can't clap.

traps so big you could catch a bear.

and your are on everything but rollerscates! LOL!
 
when you can't wipe your own ass...

when you can barely pass thru a door...

when XXL is all you wear...

when buying a suit becomes a nightmare...
 
I went to see the doc yesterday for some prolotherapy. My first visit. He asked about my activities, commented that I obviously lifted weights and made the comment "I would have to do a hell of a lot of work on my legs just to get them to the size of your arms"...hehe :)
 
Zyglamail said:
I went to see the doc yesterday for some prolotherapy. My first visit. He asked about my activities, commented that I obviously lifted weights and made the comment "I would have to do a hell of a lot of work on my legs just to get them to the size of your arms"...hehe :)

You have a 20" difference between the chest and waist.
 
When you can no longer sleep on your side because your shoulders are too big,so you end up on your back snoring
like a f#kin chainsaw ....
:D
 
I turn a shoulder towards the door so I don't clip the other side when I go through. I looks fucking stupid when you clip the door and play pinball with the door jamb.
 
you walk into a room and everyone turns around and looks at you and they weren't facing you when you came in, thats presence. Like Darth Vader or the Grim Reaper. I love me. hehehe
 
When your local D1 linemen try to get you to hook them up with some juice.

When you slam your door a little too hard and it busts off the jam.

When the cops threaten to shoot you in the back of the head if you move, even though you're already flat on the ground, then barely squeeze the handcuffs on you. And they take their guns with them to book you, ignoring the "no guns past this point" sign. Then put you in your own cell instead of the drunk tank.
 
ragin' said:
when you have two wardrobes.... your "bulk" wardrobe and your "cut" wardrobe....

hehehe...funny...but true.

when a vertical mirror doesn't cover your lat spread...hehehe

when u use your biceps as a nutcracker...(special for the holiday season...amazes my little daughter all the time...I'm GoD)
 
ragin' said:
when you have two wardrobes.... your "bulk" wardrobe and your "cut" wardrobe....

Hehehe...being a powerlifter my clothes are aranged a little differently. They are arranged by weight class....220, 242, 275..and the newest section that I will be adding....308 ;)

Also...when you no longer have a name around your friends. You are just referred to as "Hoss" or "Big Guy".
 
CRAZYPITBULL said:
When you can no longer sleep on your side because your shoulders are too big,so you end up on your back snoring
like a f#kin chainsaw ....
:D

i hate this, dont forget you sweat like a mofo and soak your girlfriend to the point she has nightmares of drowning.
 
eric88 said:


i hate this, dont forget you sweat like a mofo and soak your girlfriend to the point she has nightmares of drowning.

I'll second that. I sweat like a fuckin horse. After ten minutes of sex, I'm dripping all over her.
 
When it falls out of it's sling, and rubs all up against your knee, and splits the seams of your pants from your crotch to the knee...

When your lower back hurts from the amount of weight you carry up front.

When you need a third pantleg added to each pair of pants.

When you fear getting some sort of infection or fungus on the head, because it always lands in the toilet when you undo your zipper.

When you can jump rope with it.

When you can masturbate using your feet.

Oh wait... you guys mean muscles?

Uhhhhh....

I wouldn't know anything about it.
 
supersizeme said:
*just kind of sitting here wondering why hannibal is posting in this thread*

*bitchslaps sodemizeme across the room*

"...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
 
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