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You know you are a guido..
If....your shirt is tighter then your girlfriend's.
If....you wear a silver chain that is thicker then the width of your
finger.
If...you still have something pierced.
If....you go to the gym everyday.
If....you HAVE TO go to the Tanning Salon so you can be darker then your
friends.
If....you dance with your cigarette.
If....Kettle One & 7 is "your drink"
If....you like Exit, the Factory, World or Bridgeview.
If....you think doing X is still cool.
If....you plan to go to go to the Hamptons Memorial Day weekend and Vegas Labor Day weekend.
If....you HAVE TO take your shirt off in the clubs because "your sweating"
If....you think that anyone who doesn't like House music is stupid.
If...you only go out Friday and Saturday nights.
If...you can't get into SPA.
If...you always use a guest list.
If...your CD collection consists of "Sounds from the Factory" "Sounds of
Exit", "Best of Underground House" "KTU Dance Party" or anything by Junior Vasquez. If....you shave your body.
If...you shop at Bang-Bang.
If...your eyebrows are so thin because the girl at the nail salon "messed them up"
If...a white wife beater tank top is the only shirt you'll wear this
summer.
If...you have a tribal tattoo anywhere on your body.
If...you think Armani Exchange is the same thing as Armani.
If...you've ever been to a "Reunion" party. (Cancun Reunion, Vegas
Reunion)
If...you have gelled-up hair.
If...you wear anything shiny.
If...your from Stron Island.
If....your shirt is tighter then your girlfriend's.
If....you wear a silver chain that is thicker then the width of your
finger.
If...you still have something pierced.
If....you go to the gym everyday.
If....you HAVE TO go to the Tanning Salon so you can be darker then your
friends.
If....you dance with your cigarette.
If....Kettle One & 7 is "your drink"
If....you like Exit, the Factory, World or Bridgeview.
If....you think doing X is still cool.
If....you plan to go to go to the Hamptons Memorial Day weekend and Vegas Labor Day weekend.
If....you HAVE TO take your shirt off in the clubs because "your sweating"
If....you think that anyone who doesn't like House music is stupid.
If...you only go out Friday and Saturday nights.
If...you can't get into SPA.
If...you always use a guest list.
If...your CD collection consists of "Sounds from the Factory" "Sounds of
Exit", "Best of Underground House" "KTU Dance Party" or anything by Junior Vasquez. If....you shave your body.
If...you shop at Bang-Bang.
If...your eyebrows are so thin because the girl at the nail salon "messed them up"
If...a white wife beater tank top is the only shirt you'll wear this
summer.
If...you have a tribal tattoo anywhere on your body.
If...you think Armani Exchange is the same thing as Armani.
If...you've ever been to a "Reunion" party. (Cancun Reunion, Vegas
Reunion)
If...you have gelled-up hair.
If...you wear anything shiny.
If...your from Stron Island.
