1. Your apartment smells dead tuna.
2. You're looking more at yourself in the mirror, than your partner when having sex.
3. You've named your dog 'Met-Rx'
4. You did a lat-spread at your wedding.
5. You postpone your wedding because it's on
the same day as your scheduled leg-workout.
6. If you weared baggypants on an
employment interview.
7. You tried to feed your plants with 'Mega Mass'.
8. You change doctor when he advices you to
take it easy on the heavy weights for a while.
9. You become angry at people who thinks you would look much better if you would lose some pounds.
10. You put your TV to death when it shows those silly fitness equipments.
11. You think a bisexuall person is someone who gets excited by a double biceps.
12. You, as a christmas gift, give your grandmother leather straps.
13. You give the children Powerbars on Halloween.
14. You avoid sex by blaming your sore muscles from yesterdays training.
15. You've ever given compliments to a stranger for his/hers obliques.
16. You agree to go on a holiday trip with your girlfriend only if there's a good gym nearby.
17. You pump up your traps when your about to be photographed for your driving licence.
Have I forgotten something?
2. You're looking more at yourself in the mirror, than your partner when having sex.
3. You've named your dog 'Met-Rx'
4. You did a lat-spread at your wedding.
5. You postpone your wedding because it's on
the same day as your scheduled leg-workout.
6. If you weared baggypants on an
employment interview.
7. You tried to feed your plants with 'Mega Mass'.
8. You change doctor when he advices you to
take it easy on the heavy weights for a while.
9. You become angry at people who thinks you would look much better if you would lose some pounds.
10. You put your TV to death when it shows those silly fitness equipments.
11. You think a bisexuall person is someone who gets excited by a double biceps.
12. You, as a christmas gift, give your grandmother leather straps.
13. You give the children Powerbars on Halloween.
14. You avoid sex by blaming your sore muscles from yesterdays training.
15. You've ever given compliments to a stranger for his/hers obliques.
16. You agree to go on a holiday trip with your girlfriend only if there's a good gym nearby.
17. You pump up your traps when your about to be photographed for your driving licence.
Have I forgotten something?