You know what is the worst thing about drinking coffee?

[pintoca]

for a cool 1000 k

take a shot

 

[theoak01]

makes you have to shit?

 

[*MissFit*]

teeth stains or cleaning the cup

 

[alien amp pharm]

you look even more gay with your pinky finger sticking out whilst sipping the coffee mug?

 

[hamstershaver]

coffee breath

 

[*MissFit*]

coffee breath

 

[hamstershaver]

coffee breath

looks like we have a winner

 

[hamstershaver]

coffee breath

you better jump back

 

[BUBBLES]

it depends what type of coffee it is

but usually all that has been mentioned so far.....

plus the answer pintoca has which he is about to reveal...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ummm...that you get insanely addicted to it?

 

[BUBBLES]

you also get a lot of evergy depending on tolerance and done consumed

 

[redguru]

Burning your tongue or spilling it on the crotch of freshly pressed pants.

 

[lickin lollypops]

you get wired and your bouncin off the walls....lol

 

[BUBBLES]

makes me horny

 

[jenscats5]

There's never enough of it??

 

[CASS]

gets me really wired, and causes my heart to start pounding hard

 

[pintoca]

you are all wrong. Keep trying. The answer is really simple. I only noticed it yesterday

damn people, my karma is in limbo so you better get the right answer

 

[BUBBLES]

its bitter

 

[jenscats5]

It's not beer?

 

[CASS]

it makes you more thirsty?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

it makes your dick smaller? (it does.)

 

[pintoca]

wtf? you are all not really big coffee drinkers, right?

 

[stilleto]

the way it makes your pee smell?

 

[jenscats5]

the way it makes your pee smell?

That's asparagus.....



Pint - I'm 1/2-way thru a pot of coffee right now. But so far I'm not having any problems with it..

 

[hamstershaver]

it makes you piss a lot

 

[GoldenDelicious]

wtf? you are all not really big coffee drinkers, right?

lol, im the biggest Garfield i know...but tell me, wtf are you talking about?

 

[hamstershaver]

give me the fuggin prize

 

[theoak01]

wtf? you are all not really big coffee drinkers, right?

I drink tons of coffee,its basically all that keeps me awake or id just sleep all the time,however what I listed is my only gripe with coffee

 

[stilleto]

it makes your dick smaller? (it does.)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... so THATS it.

 

[BUBBLES]

I know I wont be getting this one so I better say goodnight coz I am dead tired.

Goodluck to you all coffee drinkers

 

[pintoca]

the way it makes your pee smell?

DING DING

nothing more annoying than coffe-smelling pee

how come you all coffee drinkers never noticed this?

btw, is it because of the caffeine? if I drink decaf will it go away, it is fugging disgusting

This happens to me after one mug of black coffee, if y'all drinking desserts (cream, sugar, cocoa, etc) a la jens (had to include the reference there), then probably the coffee content is to low to notice

 

[hamstershaver]

bullshit my cawk is already small so it dont affect me
my answer was better because if you got bad coffee breath it dont matter how big or small your cawk is you still wont get any kitty

 

[stilleto]

bullshit my cawk is already small so it dont affect me
my answer was better because if you got bad coffee breath it dont matter how big or small your cawk is you still wont get any kitty

unless your girl is a coffee drinker too.
which is better than being a smoker.
blech.
you snooze, you loose suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

 

[jenscats5]

DING DING

nothing more annoying than coffe-smelling pee

how come you all coffee drinkers never noticed this?

btw, is it because of the caffeine? if I drink decaf will it go away, it is fugging disgusting

This happens to me after one mug of black coffee, if y'all drinking desserts (cream, sugar, cocoa, etc) a la jens (had to include the reference there), then probably the coffee content is to low to notice

Don't make fun of my coffee-desserts bro - it's damn good stuff!! Fly yo-self over here & we'll go get one!! MMMMMMM

And coffee does not make my pee smell - my supps turn it Day-Glo yellow & asparagus makes it stink to high heaven - but not coffee.

 

[hamstershaver]

this shit was rigged

 

[pintoca]

I'm sure a coffe-smelling-cawk would be a bit hit with the ladeeehs

 

[stilleto]

this shit was rigged

rig this:

 

[pintoca]

rig this:

nutsnack's REAL stripper party

 

[lickin lollypops]

the way it makes your pee smell?

Dudddde....

 

[hamstershaver]

rig this:

you = teh geigh

:fanger:

 

[stilleto]

Dudddde....

like you never smelled your own pee?