"You're daughter keecked my dog and now I'm going to fuck her."
The one where Kerpal calls up Harvendor and tells him to come pick him up from the airport is even funnier than that one. My friends and I have since coined the term "Harvendors" when referring to Middle Easterners. What? Did someone call me a racist? I couldn't quite hear it with this white, pointy hood covering my head and the overwhelming crackling sound coming from the cross burning in my front lawn.
Ok that wasn't necessary.