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You gonna buy a Segway?

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I was gone for awhile.. so this may have already been asked. I don't give a damn though.

Does anyone plan on buying a Segway when they come out next year? Only $3,000.. I am so gonna get one. Top speeds of 12-15mph, runs on a nickel's worth of energy a day, and oh-so stylish (especially with those sweet helmets).

Shit, I am even on their mailing list.. and I never sign up for that crap. Telepathic scooters kick ass.

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just get a motorcycle or gas powered scooter.

i heard the commerical version was $6500 which is the price of a decent motorcycle.
 
Check out this dude.. he is fuckin extreme. I think I saw him on the X-Games doing this shit.

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Is it manditory to shop at the GAP to drive a Segway?
 
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nordstrom said:
just get a motorcycle or gas powered scooter.

i heard the commerical version was $6500 which is the price of a decent motorcycle.
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Those are so last millenium.
 
LOL @ this thread!

If I were to recieve one as a gift, I wouldn't complain. Get some blowers and a cool exhaust system, chop the frame, lower it a bit, add a kick-ass $100000 sound system and stick a "No Fear" logo on the back. I'd be king shit of the playground with that mo'fo.

Seriously though, your chances of a random ass kicking go up about 800% if someone sees you riding around on one of those things.
 
Taps said:
Seriously though, your chances of a random ass kicking go up about 800% if someone sees you riding around on one of those things.
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True, but no one would be able to catch me. All I'd have to do is think, "Go Segway, go!" and I'd be hauling ass down the sidewalk at a brisk 12 mph. If they have a car I'm fucked though.
 
At 12 - 15 mph most people would be able to catch you on a sprint and then beat the shit out of you. These things will only become a viable option when OIL fields dry up!
 
Fuck that shit...
If i see some dude with a segway i am gonna make him pay...
Let's see how well that fucker manoeveurs when i drive by in my jet black mustang and a phat paintball gun...

See if i can get it right in between his ass cheeks right where all those gap boys like it.
 
Preppy? C'mon now.

I've only been to the GAP once, and thats cause I got a gift certificate for XMas. I think I bought some socks with it.

Don't hate me just cause I'll be the first kid on the block with a Segway. Be nice, and I may let you ride on it too. Pop a wheelie.
 
Sure i may be a little more on the hating side today..i have an exam tomorrow and the next day.

I am serious though. Those things look like shit and it is only going to contribute to the laziness of our society. Watch those fucking donuts build up on those fat pigs now!
 
Sebass67 said:
Fuck that shit...
If i see some dude with a segway i am gonna make him pay...
Let's see how well that fucker manoeveurs when i drive by in my jet black mustang and a phat paintball gun...

See if i can get it right in between his ass cheeks right where all those gap boys like it.
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scientific question:

if you shoot someone with a paintball gun while they are riding on a segway, will they fall down? the segway supposedly is tip resistant. so what would happen. would you just stand there like some funny cartoon?

run up and punch him in the face, and because he doesn't tip backward, his face absorbs the entire blow.

HAHAHA
 
i can't help but laugh at the implications of
segway = being bullied

since the segway can't tip over, if you beat up someone on a segway, they will just stand there. i'd never beat anyone up, but god that sounds so fucking funny. you punch the guy in the head, and since he can't tip backwards, his head absorbs the entire blow and he just stands there.
 
nordstrom said:
since the segway can't tip over, if you beat up someone on a segway, they will just stand there. i'd never beat anyone up, but god that sounds so fucking funny. you punch the guy in the head, and since he can't tip backwards, his head absorbs the entire blow and he just stands there.
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HAHA LOL... like one of those inflatable punching bags I used to play with when I was a kid. You pop it in the head and it falls down and pops back up immediately.

This makes me wonder, if it is impossible to fall off of the Segway, wtf is up with those fruity helmets?

-Warik
 
if i had to vager who on this board would buy one. it would have to be Warik..just think about it..he lives in Florida, all his friends are senior citizens, so they probably all got one. and he is bound to feel preassured to buy one...and besides, he thinks he's look cute on one.
 
lol this is a great thread. the image of some poor shmuck getting his face beat the fuck in while the gyro action of the segway keeps him upright and stable is classic. you could even punch him in the balls he'd be hunched over the handlebars while maintaining perfect balance. that is going to be the first thing i do when i see someone on this Cart-A-Fag, run up and punch them in the balls. i don't care if it's a postman.
 
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