You Americans want Quebec?

[bluepeter]

They're anxious to leave and the rest of us are anxious for them to leave so you want 'em or what?

WARNING: If you decide to take them on they will constantly prevail upon your government to grant them special statuses and distinctions. They will also suck up a great deal of your tax dollars with vaporous government contracts. They also don't like to pay taxes like everyone else..........

 

[Gambino]

fuck no, those guys are dicks...too arrogant for their own good, you keep 'em

 

[The Wenis]

can we have quebec and leave the french canadians with you?

 

[bluepeter]

can we have quebec and leave the french canadians with you?

No.

 

[Y_lifter]

We already have California and South Florida..

thanks

 

[bluepeter]

fuck no, those guys are dicks...too arrogant for their own good, you keep 'em

You're American right? lol j/k

 

[The Wenis]

so what's a fair trade for quebec? i'm thinking guam would look good under a maple leaf.

 

[bluepeter]

so what's a fair trade for quebec? i'm thinking guam would look good under a maple leaf.

Hawaii

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

....civil war.

 

[The Wenis]

Hawaii

england? no, wait...yeah. england?

 

[bluepeter]

Actually, we'll give 'em to ya for free, no strings attached.

 

[theoak01]

bullshit we want the land just send the frenchies to maine or some shit

 

[jerseyart]

If we wanted any part of Canadass, we would already have taken the damn thing. Who would stop us, the Canadian army

 

[Code]

Shit, we don't want none of Canada unless all ya'll go back to the Institution of Surrendering aka France.

 

[Razorguns]

obviously no one has seen women or strip clubs in montreal, otherwise it'd be a simple answer.

 

[theoak01]

If we wanted any part of Canadass, we would already have taken the damn thing. Who would stop us, the Canadian army

I really doubt you guys could take over,fuck you tried in 1812 and didnt get past st catherines and we didnt even have a formed military,mainly militia and farmers

dont make us burn the whitehouse again

 

[Code]

Oh no he didn't!!!

I really doubt you guys could take over,fuck you tried in 1812 and didnt get past st catherines and we didnt even have a formed military,mainly militia and farmers

dont make us burn the whitehouse again

 

[Razorguns]

That is true. Canadians DID burn down the White House. No other country has ever been able to do that. Not even close.

 

[jerseyart]

I really doubt you guys could take over,fuck you tried in 1812 and didnt get past st catherines and we didnt even have a formed military,mainly militia and farmers

dont make us burn the whitehouse again

Dude, we've roided up since then. Hell, we don't even have to "go" anywhere. Nor do we require very much provocation. At $400 billion+ a year, the citizens not only allow purposeless acts of aggression by our military, we demand it, if only for entertainment value. I bet we could make up the cost of the missiles on DVD sales alone.

"Rewind to the part where we nuke Toronto. Damn, look at those bitches burn,rewind it again"

 

[The Wenis]

i thought we already owned canada anyway. isn't that one of our northern states?

 

[Code]

Not a bad idea!!

Funding our military with pay-per-view live feed from our soldiers gun and helmet cameras.

"Rewind to the part where we nuke Toronto. Damn, look at those bitches burn,rewind it again"

 

[Razorguns]

American can't even control the invasion from the south -- let alone educated trained technically-proficient, well-versed, plotting "look just like us" enemies from the north.

America's fucked.

 

[flex123]

obviously no one has seen women or strip clubs in montreal, otherwise it'd be a simple answer.

Montreal is a good ass city. I'll be beack there July 28

 

[jerseyart]

American can't even control the invasion from the south -- let alone educated trained technically-proficient, well-versed, plotting "look just like us" enemies from the north.

America's fucked.

Dirty fucking canuck lover

 

[theoak01]

Dude, we've roided up since then. Hell, we don't even have to "go" anywhere. Nor do we require very much provocation. At $400 billion+ a year, the citizens not only allow purposeless acts of aggression by our military, we demand it, if only for entertainment value. I bet we could make up the cost of the missiles on DVD sales alone.

"Rewind to the part where we nuke Toronto. Damn, look at those bitches burn,rewind it again"

remember the cold war? you guys put nukes up here so you could actually hit russia,guess what we still have them,and some of our own, plus nuking us isnt invading

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

The problem with Canda is.........it's full of Canadians

 

[bluepeter]

Well you guys obviously don't want them either. However, there seems to be an overriding desire to nuke something for pay-per-view entertainment so I offer the province of Quebec for nukage

Just try and make sure to miss the giant bags of money they've been siphoning off the rest of Canada for years and we'll split it with ya.

 

[Seashell]

I feel no love here...