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Yo Swole

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Here's your fucking penguin ;)

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Lestat said:
erzulie? wtf


yea, Erzulie bitch, now the next time you type out that name capitalize the E
 
hamstershaver said:
sex is never free, unless you are a woman


so you pay for sex?

klu said she had a new job but damn ;)
 
You know what I like? I like when it's afternoon, and I'm chillaxin on the couch with some wet chica, then we fuck while I keep my shirt and boots on, all I gotta do is pull my jeans down.

In the words of Foxy Brown:

"You already know that I like it hardcore
I’m from Brooklyn, you can leave ya Timberlands on"

Paying for sex? If by that you mean invite her over to watch TV (which I pay for) or have a meal (which I pay for), then yes, I pay for sex.
 
swole said:
You know what I like? I like when it's afternoon, and I'm chillaxin on the couch with some broad, she gets all wet, then we fuck while I keep my shirt and boots on, all I gotta do is pull my jeans down.

Paying for sex? If by that you mean invite her over to watch TV (which I pay for) or have a meal (which I pay for), then yes, I pay for sex.


lmao, afraid to show her your tata's

i pay for sex to, My last bob cost me about 150 big ones.
 
Erzulie said:
lmao, afraid to show her your tata's

i pay for sex to, My last bob cost me about 150 big ones.

no no, not afraid, but sometimes it's more of a turn-on when only my midsection is open

and who said you need tits to fuck? last i checked your legs and ass were just fine
 
swole said:
no no, not afraid, but sometimes it's more of a turn-on when only my midsection is open

and who said you need tits to fuck? last i checked your legs and ass were just fine


OH gotcha..

I agree, it's hot when i have those skimpy boy shorts on and a cami watching the tube and it just gets slid to the side while spooning.. and damn :p
 
Erzulie said:
OH gotcha..

I agree, it's hot when i have those skimpy boy shorts on and a cami watching the tube and it just gets slid to the side while spooning.. and damn :p

i just got the biggest hard on
 
swole said:
i just got the biggest hard on

Really? did you measure yourself?

;)

We all know that men are supposed to worry endlessly about penis size. In popular mythology a small organ is still thought to signal a totally inadequate lover. All the best books tell us that this idea is absurd but nonetheless the notion persists. What can we say of penis size? How big is the biggest? One problem is who is to do the measuring. If men measure their own organs they are likely to exaggerate the results: it is not an area in which there are abundant objective surveys. And women too may exaggerate the size of a particular penis in their acquaintance. Walter (of My Secret Life) demonstrated this clearly enough: a woman spoke of a penis as being 7 in. long or even more - yet the "very large penis" measured by Walter turned out to be significantly less than 7 in. According to Wardell B. Pomeroy, the Kinsey co-worker, the longest penis encountered was ten inches. This figure accords quite well with the results of the special Forum survey into penis size. In this careful and detailed survey, published in 1970, the largest penis was found to be 9½ in. in erection, hardly able to compete with the vast organs of pornographic fiction. In an earlier inter-racial survey, Dr. Jacobus's 1935 publication - "L'Ethnologie du Sens Genitale", larger dimensions were recorded. In this survey, organs nearly 12 in. in length are reported. Of all penis sizes quoted in the literature the largest is unquestionably the 14 in. . erect organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex". But as no source is quoted perhaps we should not take too much notice of this figure. The largest well attested penises would seem to be between ten and twelve inches in the erect state
 
for some reason i'm still hard, why don't you post some more pics and help a guinea out
 
swole said:
for some reason i'm still hard, why don't you post some more pics and help a guinea out


a guinea?


LOL


I'm a fat bitch right now :worried:
 
Erzulie said:
a guinea?


LOL


I'm a fat bitch right now :worried:

More skin for me to slap.

This is what u do.

Get on all fours, poke that fuggin ass out and snap a pic. Mad easy.

Then when you meat up with NjSwunk (Bee will probably stay home), we can Eiffel tower u.
 
swole said:
More skin for me to slap.

This is what u do.

Get on all fours, poke that fuggin ass out and snap a pic. Mad easy.

Then when you meat up with NjSwunk (Bee will probably stay home), we can Eiffel tower u.


can you just eiffel tower each other and let me watch? that would be ideal
 
Erzulie said:
Really? did you measure yourself?

;)

We all know that men are supposed to worry endlessly about penis size. In popular mythology a small organ is still thought to signal a totally inadequate lover. All the best books tell us that this idea is absurd but nonetheless the notion persists. What can we say of penis size? How big is the biggest? One problem is who is to do the measuring. If men measure their own organs they are likely to exaggerate the results: it is not an area in which there are abundant objective surveys. And women too may exaggerate the size of a particular penis in their acquaintance. Walter (of My Secret Life) demonstrated this clearly enough: a woman spoke of a penis as being 7 in. long or even more - yet the "very large penis" measured by Walter turned out to be significantly less than 7 in. According to Wardell B. Pomeroy, the Kinsey co-worker, the longest penis encountered was ten inches. This figure accords quite well with the results of the special Forum survey into penis size. In this careful and detailed survey, published in 1970, the largest penis was found to be 9½ in. in erection, hardly able to compete with the vast organs of pornographic fiction. In an earlier inter-racial survey, Dr. Jacobus's 1935 publication - "L'Ethnologie du Sens Genitale", larger dimensions were recorded. In this survey, organs nearly 12 in. in length are reported. Of all penis sizes quoted in the literature the largest is unquestionably the 14 in. . erect organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex". But as no source is quoted perhaps we should not take too much notice of this figure. The largest well attested penises would seem to be between ten and twelve inches in the erect state

damn i miss that 12 inch mark by 10 inches
 
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