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Yo Homelyletto

that was fucking awesome! if someone had any bit of a sense of humor. she/he would have that as a user title....
 
^^
shutup, slorp.


I'm too tired to cook. and too homely.
so i'm having a cup of water and hoping some food will magically appear in front of me.

i had two glasses of wine at lunch, and then went shopping with a coworker. by the time i got home, i was dead tired.

humantarget wears women's underwears.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
really.. I thought homely meant like a house wife too..

EVEN YG wouldn't be dumb enough to call you ugly. :qt:


lol
you two are thinking of homey. not homely.
:)

thank you btw.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
isn't homey like brother???

sup my homey??

=/

time to crack out the dictionary.. he's from germany.. wtf is my excuse..


(you're from canada)











YAY ME!!! that was awesome!!!
and yes, "homey" as a slang will mean like "my brotha", but when spoken normally, someone who is homey, is also considered "matronly", "anti social", and "domestic" (as in a house, not as in a country).
 
stilleto said:
(you're from canada)











YAY ME!!! that was awesome!!!
and yes, "homey" as a slang will mean like "my brotha", but when spoken normally, someone who is homey, is also considered "matronly", "anti social", and "domestic" (as in a house, not as in a country).


actually we are all right.


home·ly /ˈhoʊmli/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hohm-lee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective, -li·er, -li·est. 1. lacking in physical attractiveness; not beautiful; unattractive: a homely child.
2. not having elegance, refinement, or cultivation.
3. proper or suited to the home or to ordinary domestic life; plain; unpretentious: homely food.
4. commonly seen or known.

so I'm not stupid..

you stupid.. stupid puddlehead.. of stupidness.. YEAH!
 
stilleto said:
can someone make me dinner please?
FC (friendly canadian) you did good. :)

LOL thanks lleto =)

I can't cook very well or I'd offer.

I JUST HAD to prove that YG wasn't dumb enough to call ya ugly. =)

and puddlehead called me stupid. =(
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
LOL thanks lleto =)

I can't cook very well or I'd offer.

I JUST HAD to prove that YG wasn't dumb enough to call ya ugly. =)

and puddlehead called me stupid. =(

awww. if he wasn't so hawt, i'd yell at him for you.
:)

it wasn't YG's who called me ugly, it was tonyroma. he's not looking so pretty from that 'banned' position anyway, so i don't care.
:heart:
 
stilleto said:
awww. if he wasn't so hawt, i'd yell at him for you.
:)

it wasn't YG's who called me ugly, it was tonyroma. he's not looking so pretty from that 'banned' position anyway, so i don't care.
:heart:

you could pretend he's not hawt and yell at him. :evil: :evil:
 
stilleto said:
i could always spank him.


Oh please no!!! I dated this girl for a couple weeks about a year ago. One night I took her back to my place after dinner and things started to, you know, progress. Well, long story short, in the mish position she kept reaching around and spanking me over and over again yelling, "fuck me daddy!, fuck me daddy!". I probably could have dealt with the, "fuck me daddy" part because she was cute, but the spanking me like I was a race horse was just too fuckin' weird! I had to give her the old "I'm still in love with my ex, sorry" excuse to not see her anymore.



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PuddleMonkey said:
Oh please no!!! I dated this girl for a couple weeks about a year ago. One night I took her back to my place after dinner and things started to, you know, progressed. Well, long story short, in the mish position she kept reaching around and spanking me over and over again yelling, "fuck me daddy!, fuck me daddy!". I probably could have dealt with the, "fuck me daddy" part because she was cute, but the spanking me like I was a race horse was just too fuckin' weird! I had to give her the old "I'm still in love with my ex, sorry" excuse to not see her anymore.

i've never called anyone "daddy" (not even my fathers), but i can't imagine calling anyone daddy whilst fornicating.

i'm not really into spanking anyone either.

although, a few slaps on my own behind, well... thats all good.
 
stilleto said:
it wasn't YG's who called me ugly, it was tonyroma. he's not looking so pretty from that 'banned' position anyway, so i don't care.
:heart:

Not to mention that skidmark on his chin.
 
stilleto said:
^^
shutup, slorp.


I'm too tired to cook. and too homely.
so i'm having a cup of water and hoping some food will magically appear in front of me.

i had two glasses of wine at lunch, and then went shopping with a coworker. by the time i got home, i was dead tired.

humantarget wears women's underwears.
i'm allergic to undies. just do it already. you loved uppity bitxh....
 
stilleto said:
although, a few slaps on my own behind, well... thats all good.

I'm all for that! One thing I've noticed about women throughout the years is most like the occasional swat on the tush, I want to say a good 80% of the girls I've dated at least have. Guys on the other hand, I just don't see why a woman would think we'd be turned on by being spanked. To each his own, I guess. This girl had only been with one other guy (or so she told me) before, her husband of 7 years (they were split and a divorce was pending), so its probably his fault she's all fucked up.
 
HumanTarget said:
i'm allergic to undies. just do it already. you loved uppity bitxh....

what the fuck you say?
just do it?
you loved uppity bitxh?

i can't even tell if any of that is an insult. you're losing your touch.
 
stilleto said:
what the fuck you say?
just do it?
you loved uppity bitxh?

i can't even tell if any of that is an insult. you're losing your touch.
.........no i'm not.
 
stilleto said:
i just realized that I think pintaco thinks that "homely" means "like a housewife".

"homely" means "ugly". :)
I have had 3 different dumbass bf's in my past who misunderstood that word and pulled it out as an intended compliment after I cooked a big meal for them.

ARGH! :evil: Talk about the way to go from sweetie to bitch in .6 seconds.
 
heatherrae said:
I have had 3 different dumbass bf's in my past who misunderstood that word and pulled it out as an intended compliment after I cooked a big meal for them.

ARGH! :evil: Talk about the way to go from sweetie to bitch in .6 seconds.
i don't think you ever have to travel to be a bitch. i think it's a constant state. in your case.
 
heatherrae said:
I have had 3 different dumbass bf's in my past who misunderstood that word and pulled it out as an intended compliment after I cooked a big meal for them.

ARGH! :evil: Talk about the way to go from sweetie to bitch in .6 seconds.

i've had that happen too.

its one of those 'wtf moments'.
 
HumanTarget said:
yes i can. doing Daffy Duck talk is retarded. so there.

you gush with pride. not when someone else gets insulted. not when you didn't even do the insulting. then you got nothing to gush over. you can laugh. chuckle. chorkle. snort. guffaw. but you can't gush. you have no right to gush.
 
stilleto said:
you gush with pride. not when someone else gets insulted. not when you didn't even do the insulting. then you got nothing to gush over. you can laugh. chuckle. chorkle. snort. guffaw. but you can't gush. you have no right to gush.
:heks:
 
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