Yet another winner from craigslist-austin personals

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http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/230951767.html
it never ends.

 

[Lestat]

sounds like a real winner

 

[Frisky]

She should have started it off saying I want a Robot! LOL

 

[jackangel]

christ, she should kill herself.

these should come with a NSFW tag...i might get so pissed off that i involuntarily yell out CUNT in the office.

 

[billfred]

didn't see much wrong with it. If I was writing one, it would not be too different.

 

[PBR]

i learned real fast not to even stop on any profile that had no picture, or one where a member was 100 feet away from camera, or had pictures of pets instead of said person....
"no i wont send you a picture"....good. thanks in advance for the warning.

NEXT!!!!.......

 

[chewyxrage]

^ no shit


"Under no circumstances will I send you a photo. Don't even think about asking me"


"I'm fat and ugly as shit"

 

[Lao Tzu]

LOL.


"You must be nice."

 

[Bikini Mod]

I havent read this profile yet....

 

[Bikini Mod]

She has issues... I will have to email her and ask about it.

 

[-SD-]

She has issues... I will have to email her and ask about it.

get santa to email her too, just for shits and grins.

 

[Bikini Mod]

get santa to email her too, just for shits and grins.

I'll float it by him, see if he wants to play.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Here's the email I sent her:

"I dont know how to send you this email without sounding harsh, but a friend of mine said he found your personal and I must say I am astonished.

Precisely what type of man do you honestly believe is going to reply to such a defensive and nasty sounding ad?

All the best - E"

 

[-SD-]

Here's the email I sent her:

"I dont know how to send you this email without sounding harsh, but a friend of mine said he found your personal and I must say I am astonished.

Precisely what type of man do you honestly believe is going to reply to such a defensive and nasty sounding ad?

All the best - E"

Youre much nicer than I would have been.

 

[EnderJE]

This oughta be good...

 

[Bikini Mod]

Youre much nicer than I would have been.

Let's just hope she takes the bait so we can play awhile.

You can get more flies with honey than you can get vinegar.

 

[-SD-]

Let's just hope she takes the bait so we can play awhile.

You can get more flies with honey than you can get vinegar.

Easier to wash vinegar from your hands LOL

 

[Bikini Mod]

Easier to wash vinegar from your hands LOL

Who said that I had it on my hands?

 

[jackangel]

she'll be mine soon:

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omg i'm in love with you. you're so warm, i'd probably toss out my space heater and just keep you in the corner of my apartment during the winter.

do you think we could prolong indefinitely the suspense of not knowing what you look like?

i'm not saying you should wear a bag over your delicious head when we meet. but then, yeah.

i kinda am.

-rp

p.s. i don't want to brag or anything, but i work out. i benched 95 for reps just the other day.

p.p.s. do you like festive twinkies (w/ the multi-coloured filling), or regular?

 

[PBR]

Let's just hope she takes the bait so we can play awhile.

You can get more flies with honey than you can get vinegar.

i like you .....

 

[Bikini Mod]

This isn't much fun because she isn't playing along.

You think my initial email should have been more inflamatory? I'm not near as good as JackAngel... but I can sure try next time.