Yeah, thanks for keeping it to your self!

[SoreArms]

So, I recentlly started schticking it to a co-worker. Before anything started, I tried to talk to her and let her know that I like to keep my sexual endeavours private, in other words I don't want other people at work to find out (that'll ruin my chances with the other chicks ). She tells me she agrees with this logic and likes privacy herself. So things happen between us, then she starts calling several times per day, aaaargh! I thought we were just fucking, now this broad wants to call and "talk"! The last few days, when ever we work together, she's constaly giving me goo goo eyes, saying flirty innuendos in front of other people, and calling me "Dominator" ('cause I dom'd her). Goddamit bitch, shut up! Why can't she just walk around as if nothing has happend, like me?

To top it off, last night she was supposed to meet up with me after work. I assumed that meant "I'll call you when I get home and you can come over". I walk out of the work place and there she is, in the parking lot waiting for me, she sees me, honks the horn and calls my name. What lack of fucking common sence! Like anyone who saw that wouldn't be able to put 2 and 2 together! So much for keeping things to ourselves!

I think I'm done with this broad.

 

[perkele]

Your oneliner posts are better.

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

"I think I'm done witht his broad"

This should get interesting.

Don't fucking date at work. Never ever a good idea.

Mine was worse, paging me 20 times a day (on the road in sales at the time)

Doing everything possible, including stroking my thigh in front of 5 other coworkers in the lunchroom.

Women mark their territory dude.

 

[string_bean00]

Women mark their territory dude.

.

 

[onebigab]

So, I recentlly started schticking it to a co-worker. Before anything started, I tried to talk to her and let her know that I like to keep my sexual endeavours private, in other words I don't want other people at work to find out (that'll ruin my chances with the other chicks ). She tells me she agrees with this logic and likes privacy herself. So things happen between us, then she starts calling several times per day, aaaargh! I thought we were just fucking, now this broad wants to call and "talk"! The last few days, when ever we work together, she's constaly giving me goo goo eyes, saying flirty innuendos in front of other people, and calling me "Dominator" ('cause I dom'd her). Goddamit bitch, shut up! Why can't she just walk around as if nothing has happend, like me?

To top it off, last night she was supposed to meet up with me after work. I assumed that meant "I'll call you when I get home and you can come over". I walk out of the work place and there she is, in the parking lot waiting for me, she sees me, honks the horn and calls my name. What lack of fucking common sence! Like anyone who saw that wouldn't be able to put 2 and 2 together! So much for keeping things to ourselves!

I think I'm done with this broad.

You are so fucked right now, lmfao.

She will either stalk you or start crying foul at work. Good luck.

 

[Rex]

Be proactive. Tell your boss she forced you to have sex with her or she would've ruined your reputation.

 

[string_bean00]

Be proactive. Tell your boss she forced you to have sex with her or she would've ruined your reputation.

Smart man.

 

[spongebob]

your fucked. but i do have some good news, i just saved a truck load of money by switching to gieco!

 

[EnderJE]

If you're the dom, in your next game, just have her shut it.

 

[SoreArms]

Yesterday she pinched my butt at work and called me her special friend in front of another co-worker. I'm fucked!

 

[gymrat]

lmao the dominator.

Your new sig orb.

 

[Smurfy]

LOL this is hilarious

 

[broley]

oh yeah, this'll turn out good for you...

 

[BileStew]

LOL @ "The Dominator".

Running for office soon? Your political promise can be: "I will whip taxes on handcuffs and leather masks".

 

[from zero]

lol

Bro you're done for.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I think I'm done with this broad.

Good thing I re-read this line and put off uncorking my 1934 bottle of Dom

 

[Dial_tone]

ouch, mang. That happened to me once when I boinked the "official office hottie". My roommate, who worked with me, told everyone like the next day....so I was the hero but she was kinda trashed. I like my bidness private too so it really pissed me off.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Tell your boss NOW. BEFORE things turn sour so he will see that she IS a willing participant.

That way when she screams sexual harrasment later your boss will already know that it was a mutual thing.

BRO COVER YOUR ASS. NOW.

 

[gonelifting]

lol This reminds me of a story... This dude I know used to peep inside Mary`s window every morning to see her get dressed. One morning she saw him and told everyone. He was so busted. ahhh

 

[BileStew]

lol This reminds me of a story... This dude I know used to peep inside Mary`s window every morning to see her get dressed. One morning she saw him and told everyone. He was so busted. ahhh

So what happened, did you get fired or written up after that episode?

 

[SoreArms]

This was just me complaining about this broad being a bit more open about our "relationship" than I'd like her to be. How are people going off into sexual harrasement land?

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Because we know how most women are.. when scroned or chunned they can be EXTREMELY vindictive... just cover your ass vro.. thats all we are saying.

 

[gymrat]

just cover your ass vro.. thats all we are saying.

Has AAP been around?

 

[TC2]

lmao the dominator.

Your new sig orb.

LOL... I was listening to an old school "techno" song called "Dominator" by Human Resource.

"I'm bigger and bolder and ruffer and tuffer in other words sucker there is no other...I'm the one and only dominator....I'm the one and only dominator!!!!"

 

[SoreArms]

LOL... I was listening to an old school "techno" song called "Dominator" by Human Resource.

"I'm bigger and bolder and ruffer and tuffer in other words sucker there is no other...I'm the one and only dominator....I'm the one and only dominator!!!!"

I remember that song from my early raving days (around 91 or so)

 

[coverguy]

your fucked. but i do have some good news, i just saved a truck load of money by switching to gieco!

roflmao!

 

[Subzeero]

Yesterday she pinched my butt at work and called me her special friend in front of another co-worker. I'm fucked!

LMFAO.. *catching my breathe*

This has really gone bad. Keep the boss away from this. Arrange something with another chick. Bring her to office and introduce the two. Guess what? My fiance!! ok maybe that wouldn't work but u have to do something drastic. Tell her she is starting to look like your mom. Or u are gay. Anything man!!

 

[SoreArms]

This is a chick from my night job (part time, about 2-3 nights per week) so I don't have to see her everyday. This is also a restaurant, so theres a lot of cute young chicks working there that I wouldn't mind trying to get a shot at, thats one of the reasons that I dont want other people knowing aside from the fact that people should be able to keep their sexual encounters to themselves. I'm, personally, not seeking any type of relationship with her other than sexual (even that is kind of out at the moment), but I have a feeling that she's thinking of moving me in to a bigger role in her life.

I wanted to fuck you once or twice not give you a "steady" bracellete!

 

[GodOfThunder]

Man Ive worked at a resturaunt too...same shit happened to me but all it did was make the other waitresses want it more cause they all asked her(the girl i was nailing after work) about me and knew the scoop...making them want godofthunders "lightning bolt" even more. Once you break it off with this girl, be as nice as possible...be a gentleman, and let the other girls see you do it. Don't automatically start making, rather be equally cool to all the girls. Once you got them salivating you can pick and choose. If you act like a dick to the one youre already fucking, they'll just think yorue a player and not want anything to do with you.

 

[Dial_tone]

Dude, she wants your varsity letterman jacket.