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-A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. Unfortunately, she can't touch it til she's fourteen.
-Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under were not admitted!
-They have just raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32. Seems they want to keep alcohol outta the high schools.
-How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried snuff spit on BOTH sides of the pickup truck.
-Recently the Governors mansion in Little Rock burned down. Yeah, it purty muck ruined da whole trailer park!!
-A law recently changed in South Carolina: Now after a divorce, a couple can still be brother and sister.
-The best thing ever to come out of Arkansas is I-40!!
-An Alabama state trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "'Bout what?"
-A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. Unfortunately, she can't touch it til she's fourteen.
-Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under were not admitted!
-They have just raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32. Seems they want to keep alcohol outta the high schools.
-How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried snuff spit on BOTH sides of the pickup truck.
-Recently the Governors mansion in Little Rock burned down. Yeah, it purty muck ruined da whole trailer park!!
-A law recently changed in South Carolina: Now after a divorce, a couple can still be brother and sister.
-The best thing ever to come out of Arkansas is I-40!!
-An Alabama state trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "'Bout what?"
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