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If you work for tacobell and drive a lincoln town car you might be a red neck.
YOU might be a redneck: If you spend more money on your dog than your wife's wedding ring.
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f you go to the doctor with a sore neck and shoulders because you mowed your lawn in reverse to make the grass stand up better
you mite be red neck if the carpet in your boat is newer than in your house.
you mite be a redneck if your horse trailer is biger than your house.
you might be a red neck if you think that hitting a deer at 90 mph is fast food
You keep a roll of toilet paper on the dash of your pick-up truck.
You pull into the grocery store and park your tractor in the handicap spot.
The idea of your wife in labor is her choppin wood.
You think the tobacco stains down the side of your car look like flames.
If your huntin dog is smarter then your eldest of kin, you might be a red neck.
Or you might be if you have a talking deer head in your living room.
You catch your dinner with an electified Hav-A-Hart trap.
You get your excercise getting to the toilet.
your kids were conceived in a carwash.
You think "Truck Stops" apply to your truck.
You think beer is the breakfast of champions
Your truck's hubcaps deouble as salad bowls.
Your wife's hair has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
You think a beer bottle is good entertainment for the kids.
YOU might be a redneck: If you spend more money on your dog than your wife's wedding ring.
I
f you go to the doctor with a sore neck and shoulders because you mowed your lawn in reverse to make the grass stand up better
you mite be red neck if the carpet in your boat is newer than in your house.
you mite be a redneck if your horse trailer is biger than your house.
you might be a red neck if you think that hitting a deer at 90 mph is fast food
You keep a roll of toilet paper on the dash of your pick-up truck.
You pull into the grocery store and park your tractor in the handicap spot.
The idea of your wife in labor is her choppin wood.
You think the tobacco stains down the side of your car look like flames.
If your huntin dog is smarter then your eldest of kin, you might be a red neck.
Or you might be if you have a talking deer head in your living room.
You catch your dinner with an electified Hav-A-Hart trap.
You get your excercise getting to the toilet.
your kids were conceived in a carwash.
You think "Truck Stops" apply to your truck.
You think beer is the breakfast of champions
Your truck's hubcaps deouble as salad bowls.
Your wife's hair has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
You think a beer bottle is good entertainment for the kids.
j/k
