tiger88 said:
mexican chics get fat most of the time when older dude
Deus Ex Machina said:
just don't feed them as much
tiger88 said:
they do the cooking dude
fried rice and tacos
Deus Ex Machina said:
lots of lard too. a lot of authentic mexican food is cooked with mucho lard.
Becoming said:never ate a mexican girl either- reviews?
Deus Ex Machina said:
[my friend] was tossing the salad of this mexican girl he met, when she said she was feeling .... blah blah lies lies lies
Bullit said:
I just cannot see this being true.
Deus Ex Machina said:
[my friend] was tossing the salad of this mexican girl he met, when she said she was feeling real sick. he was like, "just wait a minute until I finish baby" and she was like "okay essay"
Well 2 minutes later, it felt to him like she pissed all over him, it burnt the roof of his mouth, but then he realized that it tasted like shit, and smelled worse than shit. What she did was, while he was tossing this girls salad, she shit all in his mouth (and it wasnt the solid kind either). HE said it was almost like water, but it tasted and smelled so bad he thought he would die. He stopped tossing immediatley, but he says he will never toss a mexican girls salad again. She told him that it was all the Taco Bell she had earlier, and she was sorry.
But get this, he talked to one of her friends, who knows a guy who also tossed her salad, and it turns out that she has done the same thing to two other guys and she thinks it is funny. She always gets stuffed on taco bell before or during her dates, then squirts that shit in the guys mouths.
Disgusting. I cant believe that some girl is out there thinking, "I wonder what guys mouth I can shit in tonight
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=84118
Deus Ex Machina said:
Bullit said:Gotta wake up pretty early to get the worm from me.
Reminds of when I sleuthed out that tiger's av was a stuffed animal, and not a real squirrel.
MFMan said:This thread makes no sense.
Deus Ex Machina said:[my friend] was tossing the salad of this mexican girl he met
TC2 said:The most beatiful women in the worldd are Italians and Mexicans.
Too bad mexicans tend to get fat and ugly.(why is this, genes?).
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