life updates?
nothing new here. well i sprained my ankle/leg yesterday and broke a vase. and today bought my son a new bike.

I would love to hit you
Stupid bitch, learn to answer the phone!
And how the hell did you know that was me?
Ummmm.... bc I have ur number saved in my phone. Yes, bish, ur THAT special to me.
Shit...I guess I should just start leaving normal messages then instead of leaving you to try to figure out who I am!
For the record is it saved as Angel or my real name?

BUMP, BISHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want life updates, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

meh. nothing going on. just drama and stuff. the usual.![]()
not today.... weird, huh?![]()
You guys don't play on week nights?
You guys don't play on week nights?
So, where have u all been?
HIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
of course. I just have to come home at least once a week to feed my puppy. Oh yeah, and my daughter too....
That's some badass 8 bit Nintendo font!

I'm still alive ^_^LOL @ 8-bit font
Hi mywayI'm still alive ^_^

I took my shirt off at a school fundraiser, you know a lil alumni coed ball playing and now all the horney soccer moms are blowing up my fon and even some of em's teenage daughters. Oh yea their husbands too, wanting to know where can they get some of whatever the fuck Im on.LOL. Terrible MISTAKE. Im glad to hear that you are alive. You listened to any more Colt Ford lately?
I took my shirt off at a school fundraiser, you know a lil alumni coed ball playing and now all the horney soccer moms are blowing up my fon and even some of em's teenage daughters. Oh yea their husbands too, wanting to know where can they get some of whatever the fuck Im on.LOL. Terrible MISTAKE. Im glad to hear that you are alive. You listened to any more Colt Ford lately?
No money but Im sure if I could make some off of these lonely closet whores. Heres you a Colt Ford joint1. Did you earn any money? I just get k for taking my shirt off. wtf?!??!
2. Can you suggest another song by Colt Ford?
Yea u know you have to fuck wit peoples minds sometimes cause you can. One chick actually got flushed no shit, I bet she had to change her panties when she got home. She was pretty fucking hawt thou, which is actually why I did it anyways. Prolly 40 years old, fine, and hadn't been touched in prolly a year. Well taken care of chick man, gets her nails did twice a week and shit, pampered, but deprived of the one thing she wants most. LOLfuckin "look at me, look at me" whore
Yea u know you have to fuck wit peoples minds sometimes cause you can. One chick actually got flushed no shit, I bet she had to change her panties when she got home. She was pretty fucking hawt thou, which is actually why I did it anyways. Prolly 40 years old, fine, and hadn't been touched in prolly a year. Well taken care of chick man, gets her nails did twice a week and shit, pampered, but deprived of the one thing she wants most. LOL
Yea u know you have to fuck wit peoples minds sometimes cause you can. One chick actually got flushed no shit, I bet she had to change her panties when she got home. She was pretty fucking hawt thou, which is actually why I did it anyways. Prolly 40 years old, fine, and hadn't been touched in prolly a year. Well taken care of chick man, gets her nails did twice a week and shit, pampered, but deprived of the one thing she wants most. LOL
cool bro...
i like that song kinda rap courntry cool
Im a whore at heart, all I need is a good pimp, fuck it my pimp can have the money just put me on the chicks. LOL. Prop has got me fucked up in the mind, I wanna bang every chick I see these days. That shit will make you find something hawt about most any chick LOLim not a whore i promise... just kinda hawt ... well some ppl say




Im a whore at heart, all I need is a good pimp, fuck it my pimp can have the money just put me on the chicks. LOL. Prop has got me fucked up in the mind, I wanna bang every chick I see these days. That shit will make you find something hawt about most any chick LOL![]()
Im a whore at heart, all I need is a good pimp, fuck it my pimp can have the money just put me on the chicks. LOL. Prop has got me fucked up in the mind, I wanna bang every chick I see these days. That shit will make you find something hawt about most any chick LOL![]()

I would SOOO pwn u,lol.![]()
by pwn u mean shut him down? lol
I heart strongbow,2. But not in a *MUAH* kinda way.
Yea I do, she is beyond pretty, and she knows Im a big bullshitter, when it comes to wimmenz. She also knows that I am coming home to her, and that these days I do not fancy myself a cheater. Im just a big flirt.LOLand you do have a wife that is pretty u said correct?
Yea I do, she is beyond pretty, and she knows Im a big bullshitter, when it comes to wimmenz. She also knows that I am coming home to her, and that these days I do not fancy myself a cheater. Im just a big flirt.LOL
yea i know bro just givin you shit....
we would be boi's in real life...
im just a lil diff person but the mix would be killer we would have a blast
Strongbow almost has a layinback vibe about him
Ten mins. I would have you wrapped around my finger and eating out of the palm of my hand. And you would love it.LOL. Flash you that look, pull my sleeves up just a lil, you will act like you didn't notice it, but you did. You will try not to look, but you will. I will make eye contact, and you will try to look away, but you will look right back. As I walk over to introduce myself, you will want to run, but you will just stand there and bat those big long eyelashes. As I tell you how completely sexy I think you are, you will try not to let it bother you, but your temp is rising. And as I walk away, you will try to catch your breath, but you won't be able to. And you will want me more and more as you stand there thinking of how I lured you in and just left you standing there, your desire to understand me will bring you to call me and want to know me. And then the game begins, but nobody ever wins. LOLI would SOOO pwn u,lol.![]()
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you too girlfriend, just so you know.
Ten mins. I would have you wrapped around my finger and eating out of the palm of my hand. And you would love it.LOL. Flash you that look, pull my sleeves up just a lil, you will act like you didn't notice it, but you did. You will try not to look, but you will. I will make eye contact, and you will try to look away, but you will look right back. As I walk over to introduce myself, you will want to run, but you will just stand there and bat those big long eyelashes. As I tell you how completely sexy I think you are, you will try not to let it bother you, but your temp is rising. And as I walk away, you will try to catch your breath, but you won't be able to. And you will want me more and more as you stand there thinking of how I lured you in and just left you standing there, your desire to understand me will bring you to call me and want to know me. And then the game begins, but nobody ever wins. LOLI
you too girlfriend, just so you know.
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We would be a real life Mr. and Mrs. Smith. LOL. Oh by the way, the game works don't it?Actually, sounds like we play the same game![]()
We would be a real life Mr. and Mrs. Smith. LOL. Oh by the way, the game works don't it?
Oh okay so I knew I had seen that, your married too, but yet you run game. Me and you are one in the same, chick, beleive dat shit. Is your game as strong as mine, thou, that is the question. I just don't think you could resist, my shit is trump tite. The looks and the body to go with it. Oh did I mention that I am not lacking in confidence either?It works 2well. Sometimes, I don't even know I'm doing it. It's autopilot for me. I almost feel bad.... but not for long,lol.
My husband told me that I was designed to trick man into eating the apple from the tree. I didn't say anything. Just flashed a grin. Works every damn time.
Oh okay so I knew I had seen that, your married too, but yet you run game. Me and you are one in the same, chick, beleive dat shit. Is your game as strong as mine, thou, that is the question. I just don't think you could resist, my shit is trump tite. The looks and the body to go with it. Oh did I mention that I am not lacking in confidence either?
You are gorgeous, I will admitt that. And you could have anything you wanted from me too, but the thing is that once we met you will only want the one thing I wanna give you. LOL. So we will both get what we want and be very HAPPY wit each other.Seriously. You have NO IDEA. I get everything I want from anyone. Its limitless. Its not just the looks (although, I got looks LOCKED DOWN). I have been known to walk outta stores without paying for shit bc the sales guys are so caught up, they don't even notice. Sure, I could just get the money for whatever I wanted to buy, but its not as much fun.
Honestly we would have an ass of fun together, two peas in the ole pod. So tell me what do you like in a man, I mean what from a perspective of body and looks is your ideal guy like.You are gorgeous, I will admitt that. And you could have anything you wanted from me too, but the thing is that once we met you will only want the one thing I wanna give you. LOL. So we will both get what we want and be very HAPPY wit each other.Honestly we would have an ass of fun together, two peas in the ole pod. So tell me what do you like in a man, I mean what from a perspective of body and looks is your ideal guy like.

jesus fuck
My eyes are green and blue, I know thats wierd, but they are. I don't mean teal I mean the inner part is green and the outer part is blue. And as far as back and abs, I think you know I got that covered. You would not be able to resist me at all. I'm dumb as a box of fucking rocks too. LOL. You have seen my avi right or should I send you the pic. LOLI'm an eye, tummy and back girl. Plus, the dumber the better.![]()


My eyes are green and blue, I know thats wierd, but they are. I don't mean teal I mean the inner part is green and the outer part is blue. And as far as back and abs, I think you know I got that covered. You would not be able to resist me at all. I'm dumb as a box of fucking rocks too. LOL. You have seen my avi right or should I send you the pic. LOL![]()
WHenever your ready for em let me know.yea. gonna need pics to make a fair evaluation. jus sayin

WHenever your ready for em let me know.![]()
WHenever your ready for em let me know.![]()
What da hell you mean we all? LOL you want some pics to big daddy?we all cant wait to see

What da hell you mean we all? LOL you want some pics to big daddy?![]()
Indeed it does my friend. What the hell are you up too, today?sarcasm has its place

In all honesty baby doll the only ones I have that I could post are the ones I have used for my avi's. Im going to the beach on vacation next week and when I get back Ima blow your PM box the fuck up wit pics. Is that a deal? I will send you nudes and all shug you name it you got it. Any particular poses you wanna see?chicken
In all honesty baby doll the only ones I have that I could post are the ones I have used for my avi's. Im going to the beach on vacation next week and when I get back Ima blow your PM box the fuck up wit pics. Is that a deal? I will send you nudes and all shug you name it you got it. Any particular poses you wanna see?
I'm being honest giiisssshhhhh, I got one take yesterday at the gym. I will send it to you.CHICKEN.![]()
tease!In all honesty baby doll the only ones I have that I could post are the ones I have used for my avi's. Im going to the beach on vacation next week and when I get back Ima blow your PM box the fuck up wit pics. Is that a deal? I will send you nudes and all shug you name it you got it. Any particular poses you wanna see?

Greetings earthlings


We all know u look good. Go away wit ur bad self![]()

how about my bad self and your bad self get together in a bad way and do bad things....![]()
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wut in tha fuc lol
U sure? I hear I'm nuthin but trouble![]()
troubleismumiddlename



My eyes are green and blue, I know thats wierd, but they are. I don't mean teal I mean the inner part is green and the outer part is blue. And as far as back and abs, I think you know I got that covered. You would not be able to resist me at all. I'm dumb as a box of fucking rocks too. LOL. You have seen my avi right or should I send you the pic. LOL![]()
lol - this thread made me feel awkward. lolol

Hi Cindy!!
How are you feeling? How's the baby?


I cant wait to see what she looks like! She's probably still a little skinny but oh well
Hi!
Im feeling pretty good except for being pregnant. lol. Ready for it to be over already. Im counting down the weekends (lol). The baby seems to be doing good, she's very active - lol @ 5 kick counts an hour. (what Im supposed to feel) I can count 5 kicks in under 30 seconds. She's beating me up....its making me wonder if the lady doing my ultrasound was correct on the gender
I get a 3D scan this Friday to confirm...I cant wait to see what she looks like! She's probably still a little skinny but oh well
I've already finished the nursery lol
wow I just wrote a book. Can ya tell Im ready for it to be over?
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