wtf is wrong with my cat?

[hamstershaver]

earlier today she ate a magazine, then i caught her trying to eat the wall(yes the wall), now shes eating a pillow

 

[SoKlueles]

lick it and she wouldnt go stir crazy

 

[AAP]

sounds like a bad case of stomach acid she is trying to get something in there to absorb

 

[a10j10]

sounds like a bad case of stomach acid she is trying to get something in there to absorb

I agree.

 

[spongebob]

my cat likes to eat plastic and especially ribbons or bows. the little bastard use to eat the christmas bows and then shit it out. the damn turds had bows on em.

 

[bigmann245]

lick it and she wouldnt go stir crazy

ha ha, he still wont lick the kitty? man, lickin the kitty is fun. nutricious too.

 

[SoKlueles]

I had a cat once that would eat my raggedy andy dolls hair
she would just chew on it and eat it
my doll was almost bald by the time i figured out what happened to it

 

[bigmann245]

I had a cat once that would eat my raggedy andy dolls hair
she would just chew on it and eat it
my doll was almost bald by the time i figured out what happened to it

thats no way to speak of hammy. bro i wouldnt take that. and sorry about the hair...

 

[HumorMe]

my cat likes to eat plastic and especially ribbons or bows. the little bastard use to eat the christmas bows and then shit it out. the damn turds had bows on em.

 

[PBR]

its a cat....period.

 

[swole]

They say if someone dies in their home the dog won't eat their master but the cat will.

 

[PBR]

They say if someone dies in their home the dog won't eat their master but the cat will.

not true....dog's will hunt.

 

[swole]

not true....dog's will hunt.

What does hunting have to do with eating their master? It had something to do with an emotional connection.

I heard this on the discovery channel and quite frankly, the discover channel pwns us all.

 

[PBR]

i know....dogs will eat dead people= masters. i have seen this personally...i have also seen dogs stay with dead people (their masters) and not leave them, as if they were waiting for them to awake, or return....a "dog will hunt" from a song by PRIMUS...(South Park)

 

[SVT-TROY]

If the dog gets hungry enough, he'll eat himself.

 

[Mavafanculo]

earlier today she ate a magazine, then i caught her trying to eat the wall(yes the wall), now shes eating a pillow

feline pica

 

[Mr. dB]

Have you tried feeding the poor thing?

 

[canadianhitman]

its a cat....period.

And therefore, it was wrong to begin with.

 

[squatpuke]

This reminds me of the time my father-in-law's doberman ate a bungy cord...

Funny as hell watching that dog take a crap...

 

[pintoca]

sounds like a bad case of stomach acid she is trying to get something in there to absorb

I'll be damned. AAP knows everything kitty-related as well

 

[Raina]

So it's Klu's cat when it's being bad or it's lost and it's YOUR cat when it's eating magazines?

 

[Cutiebaby]

try feeding it!!!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

So it's Klu's cat when it's being bad or it's lost and it's YOUR cat when it's eating magazines?

bahahahahahaha i just noticed it
he said "my"
but when shes biting him and clawing his feet, shes mine

 

[ohashi]

i know....dogs will eat dead people= masters. i have seen this personally...i have also seen dogs stay with dead people (their masters) and not leave them, as if they were waiting for them to awake, or return....

You know, generally if I come across a person that gets his kicks by observing dogs hunt/eat corpses, I tend not to believe their animal-related advice.

Because that's just fucking weird.

 

[hamstershaver]

So it's Klu's cat when it's being bad or it's lost and it's YOUR cat when it's eating magazines?

no that was a typo, that damn evil cat is always hers

 

[canadianhitman]

WTF...you're gonna let an animal that's just a shade above vermin destroy your stuff and downgrade your quality of life? Grow a pair and put an end to that shit, hammy.

 

[Mr. dB]

bahahahahahaha i just noticed it
he said "my"
but when shes biting him and clawing his feet, shes mine

Children are the same way.

 

[hamstershaver]

Have you tried feeding the poor thing?

i never thought about that