WTF is up with the painful movements???

[Testosterone boy]

I'll be surprised if i get one serious answer for every 4 smart ass comments but WTF.....

What would cause bowel movements to become painful all of a sudden? This has been going on for 3 fuckin days. I am terror stricken by bowel movements. OK....its not that bad but it fuckin hurts dammit.


Excuse me....I'm going to find my flame suit now.

 

[hardrock]

I'm not sure of the cause, but next time you're with your BF, have him finish inside you. Squeeky wheel(or anus in this case) gets the greasin. The ladys tell me that every time they cough afterwards it feels like something will slip out.lol.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Maybe you have irritable bowl syndrome homie. Go wipe your ass.

 

[Testosterone boy]

See that bitch in the avatar? That is not my b/f.




Not my g/f either...............but it could be.

 

[WarriorPL]

only time it hurts for me if i'm really constipated. LoL

 

[Bullit]

Stop eating glass.

 

[Night Fly]

What hurts about them?

 

[HANSEL]

If I eat alot of fibrous foods fast without chewing it up well, my next BM is a girthy basterd.

 

[KnoXville]

Maybe something has been unintentionally lodged up there.

Like a action figure, dildo or dildo-resembling vegetable item.


If that's not the case mosey on here:

http://www.gnc.com/health_notes/Concern/Irritable_Bowel.htm

 

[Testosterone boy]

Maybe something has been unintentionally lodged up there.

Like a action figure, dildo or dildo-resembling vegetable item.


If that's not the case mosey on here:

http://www.gnc.com/health_notes/Concern/Irritable_Bowel.htm

Must be this IBS.....my diet got whacky right before this onset. I was getting bigger but so was my waistline. I changed the diet and boom..........bowel pains.


Constipation is prolly the best word. I've only had it once before so my memories are faint.

 

[AustinTX]

you've had the 4 smart ass comments, so....

add fibre, drink more water, and you may have a fissure or h'roid ouch, hope not...

 

[Testosterone boy]

you've had the 4 smart ass comments, so....

add fibre, drink more water, and you may have a fissure or h'roid ouch, hope not...

Thanks...the fiber makes sense. i had almost no solid food the day before the onset. Mostly just milk and protein. Weird day.

 

[Taps]

See that bitch in the avatar? That is not my b/f.
Not my g/f either...............but it could be.

Actually, if you've changed your diet up reciently, that could be the problem. For instance, if you've been low carb for a few days and suddenly drink a glass of apple juice (stong laxative anyway), you'll likely have some bowel probs until your digestive system adjusts.

At least that's what happened to me today. Downed a glass of juice, and an hour later I dumped a few gallons of liquid shit. Yummy.