wtf i'm pissed

[Smurfy]

no good cereal for my late night snack!! all the kix are gone. so are the 1/2 sugar fruity pebbles and the crispix. wtfffffff

wheres lestat? he can relate. he's a felllow cereal eater. but i bet he eats fucking kashi

 

[EnderJE]

That's it Divorce Lumberg. Or give him a wet willy. Either way...

 

[Smurfy]

all I have are these Cherry Burst Cheerios/. Im not going to be able to sleep tonight because of this. I have a serious problem./

 

[Smurfy]

That's it Divorce Lumberg. Or give him a wet willy. Either way...

no way, man. the sex is awesome and its a sure thing every night.

 

[swole]

What type of cereal a person eats is a clear indicator of certain personality traits.

You like Kix. That means you enjoy peeing on your lover's chest.

 

[Beachbum1546]

cereal the best fucking food ever! i could eat it 10 times a day, no joke. but since i'm on a diet all i eat is plain oatmeal. oh god, someone kill me.

 

[Smurfy]

beachbum i'll tell you what. I was at my lightest and leanest ever when ALL I ATE WAS RICE CHEX all day and night. god damn that was a good time. hittin the chex on the regular yo 15%bf. I even had abs. righteous!

 

[jerkbox]

how did i know this would be about food?

 

[Smurfy]

how did i know this would be about food?

youre here because you love cereal too admit it.

 

[jackangel]

i have a habit of eating cereal at night. i'll chow it down like any other dessert.

anything with sugar = dessert.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I eat Kashi

 

[Megalomaniac]

wtf I wasn't hungry for cereal until this thread. All I have is heathy stuff and I want some sugar. Damn it!

 

[swole]

I eat Kashi

I always eat shredded cardboard while cutting, it's up there in protein ya know!

 

[Smurfy]

i have a habit of eating cereal at night. i'll chow it down like any other dessert.

anything with sugar = dessert.

brother from another mother

 

[Beachbum1546]

beachbum i'll tell you what. I was at my lightest and leanest ever when ALL I ATE WAS RICE CHEX all day and night. god damn that was a good time. hittin the chex on the regular yo 15%bf. I even had abs. righteous!

For real?!? I'm goin shopping friday and this is legit I'm buying 5 boxes and a gallon of milk. I'd only eat 1-2 times a day because I need my meat but that sure as hell would be better than oatmeal.

The carbs aren't over processed?

 

[Lestat]

no good cereal for my late night snack!! all the kix are gone. so are the 1/2 sugar fruity pebbles and the crispix. wtfffffff

wheres lestat? he can relate. he's a felllow cereal eater. but i bet he eats fucking kashi

hahah.. not kashi, that shit tastes stale, but I eat Hemp Granola and a few other high protein, low sugar cereals... you probably wouldn't like them.

Only cereal you could buy at a major market that i eat is special K.

And I have boxes upon boxes of my cereals.. stocked. The worst case scenario for me is running out of milk.. rarely happens though, I have 3 gallons in my fridge right now.

 

[Dial_tone]

Kashi is the shit

 

[UA_Iron]

Kashi is the shit

I'd use shit to describe that cereal too, haha.

 

[Whiskey]

cereal. Mmmm, count chocula

Whiskey

 

[pintoca]

I eat 1/4 lb cereal every morning. Shreded wheat (not weed gambino)

makes wonderful things to your "regularity"

(that means, the turds are surreal)

 

[Smurfy]

beachbum, lol i wouldnt suggest rice chex as a good carb. its very processed, yet yummy!!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

no good cereal for my late night snack!! all the kix are gone. so are the 1/2 sugar fruity pebbles and the crispix. wtfffffff

wheres lestat? he can relate. he's a felllow cereal eater. but i bet he eats fucking kashi

I love kix you can only get them in the US though same with diet cherry pepsi which I also love.

 

[Beachbum1546]

beachbum, lol i wouldnt suggest rice chex as a good carb. its very processed, yet yummy!!!

then what cereal should i eat because this thread makes me want cereal BAD.

 

[Smurfy]

ok i just ate some oatmeal. w/vanilla protein powder and cinnamon (skim milk)

 

[Lestat]

ok i just ate some oatmeal. w/vanilla protein powder and cinnamon (skim milk)

i had that for breakfast!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I'm a big cereal fan too. But Smurfy, something new to try would be a late night milkshake (besides Lumberg's at least). A regular milkshake has tryptophan in it, which helps with restful sleep, and mental alertness then next morning.
Something with half skim ricotta cheese and/or whey protein combined with skim milk is best. You can always add some fruit too, and vanilla extract should make it taste better as well.


taken from Men's Health magazine, Oct. 2005.