Wow, strict rules...

[ohashi]

http://www.pensacolachristiancollege.com/rules.htm

Just a few examples of the rules:

No extra studying during exams.

You may not have: television, personal stereo (walkman), microwave, fans, skillets, hot plate, coffee pot, electric blanket, extra furniture, or a living pet (also presumably includes a "dead" pet - not clear whether this includes pet rocks or plants) of any kind.

Hot pots and popcorn poppers must be used in the laundry room.

Liquid bleach and oven cleaner may not be used to clean.

You may not put up a picture of unmarried people in physical contact unless they are "little kids." (these are sold in the bookstore).

You may not open your window.

You may not wipe "boogers" on the wall. This is being cracked down on.

There are a myriad of restaurants the students are not allowed to go to, although faculty and staff frequent them (more specifics on campus).

Males and Females are to use separate public beaches and may not go to the popular Pensacola Beach or to the nearby Boardwalk.

You may not go to a public library.

A large amount of magazines are considered pornography and are not allowed, including: Men's Health, Muscle&Fitness, Cosmopolitan, Vogue, etc.

The Publishers Clearing House contest application has a sticker for Playboy and is not allowed

The BMG or Columbia House music club catalogs are not allowed

No student is allowed to talk or otherwise interact with another student of the opposite sex outside of a "chaperoned" area. It does not matter if they are alone or among hundreds of students if it is not an "official" chaperoned area.

Wow, sucks for the one guy I know who'll be going there next year...

 

[sconoscuito]

what kind of a fuckin school is that?

man people will rot there

 

[HighIntensity]

thinking of doing my grad. work there.

 

[DeepZenPill]

Wow that sucks.

My schools is ridiculously liberal; drug use, blasphemy, and debauchery are practically encouraged.

 

[HANSEL]

You may not wipe "boogers" on the wall. This is being cracked down on.

 

[Eddie_Johnson]

Fuck That.

 

[ohashi]

I know, Hansel. If I couldn't do that, I'd go crazy.

 

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You may not put up a picture of unmarried people in physical contact unless they are "little kids."

So the Priest can go window shopping?

 

[Tiervexx]

Holy shit. I just read the rules page. I find it kind of frightening that there are people in this country that went to a school like that...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Teirvexx, yep. My cousin actually has a friend who goes there, and he had to go through a huge ordeal to go there and visit her for a weekend. Her parents are nutt cases. He asked her to prom when they were seniors in HS, and they took him aside and ask him when he intended to marry her. They had never even been on a date, since she wasn't allowed to date, and they expect them to get married because he asked her to prom. Wow.

 

[Tiervexx]

Teirvexx, yep. My cousin actually has a friend who goes there, and he had to go through a huge ordeal to go there and visit her for a weekend. Her parents are nutt cases. He asked her to prom when they were seniors in HS, and they took him aside and ask him when he intended to marry her. They had never even been on a date, since she wasn't allowed to date, and they expect them to get married because he asked her to prom. Wow.

The sad thing is that these people probably bash the fundamentalist Muslims. They might as well move to Saudi Arabia. In all seriousness they would probably like it more there; an entire country of people who don't even know what sex is.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Teir, oh I'm definately a Christian, but there comes a point where things people do, who are Christians as well, amazes me. I'm deftinaly not a fan of organized religion. I consider myself to be a spiritual person, rather than a religious one. My relationship with Christ is a personal one.

 

[Tiervexx]

I'm deftinaly not a fan of organized religion.

That's all you got to say. A man’s beliefs are his own but you must be a complete naive dumbshit to like organized religion.

As 2Thick once said “organized religion is not Christian”.

 

[manny78]

Honestly, who's going to waste time there ?

 

[PoyeBoy]

id burn that fucking place down

 

[discussion]

Siblings of the opposite sex should not interact in unchaperoned areas to abstain from the "appearance of evil."

 

[HumanShell]

That's not even the actual site for the college.

 

[EnderJE]

Wow that sucks.

My schools is ridiculously liberal; drug use, blasphemy, and debauchery are practically encouraged.

lol..what do you think college is? education?

 

[big4life]

It's a private religious college, what do you expect, free beer?

Personally I would not have wanted to go to a place like that, but some people must want to. If they want to spend their money like that, it's their choice.

 

[Devastation]

id burn that fucking place down

[beavis] yeah, yeah FIRE!! [/beavis]

 

[hooch]

fuck this place......


You may not open your window.

You may not adjust your thermostat.

No more than twenty students may meet off-campus without specific permission.

Males and Females are to use separate public beaches and may not go to the popular Pensacola Beach or to the nearby Boardwalk.

You may not go to a public library.

A large amount of magazines are considered pornography and are not allowed, including: Men's Health, Muscle&Fitness, Cosmopolitan, Vogue, etc.

The Publishers Clearing House contest application has a sticker for Playboy and is not allowed

The BMG or Columbia House music club catalogs are not allowed

Obscene" language. This includes the terms "suck" or "sucks."

Stealing/Computer Piracy.

Attendance at a movie theater or unapproved concert/event.

Visiting Pensacola Junior College or the Unversity of West Florida.

 

[AAP]

DON'T WIPE BOOGERS ON THE WALL... THIS IS BEING CRACKED DOWN ON!!

sad thing is, as repressed as these kids are... wiping boogers on the walls is the best form of revenge they can come up with.

 

[Tiervexx]

DON'T WIPE BOOGERS ON THE WALL... THIS IS BEING CRACKED DOWN ON!!

sad thing is, as repressed as these kids are... wiping boogers on the walls is the best form of revenge they can come up with.

If I was stuck going to a school like that I would buy some latex gloves (or take them from the bio department) and throw poop at faculty members while their backs where turned.

 

[Taps]

How does a place like that even exist? lol I mean, holy shit, I'd lose my mind if I had to do half the stuff on that list. I can understand putting restrictions on certain social activites and evetns, but not being allowed to go into a public library? LOL

What are the degree progams like? BA in how-to-be-a-fucking-pathetic-brainwashed-loser-with-no-social-skills?

Insane.