wow, blackberry pearls, embarassing

[bran987]

it has 2 letters per key and so it has predictive texting but not really that great.

some of the things it gets wrong every time.

dirt, instead of diet

so I drink dirt coke

duck instead of fuck

shut instead of shit

so i routinely call people motherduckers

and I say Duck That

I also say things are bull shut, or

shut i knew that would happen

instead of "dude" it will type "fife" (that's how the keys fall)

which I don't even know what that motherducking word is

sometimes when I'm attempting to text really quickly, instead of:

shit dude, that really sucks
my friend will receive
shut fife, that really ducks

so I get laughed at, but hey, we're all lonely and making money right

 

[calveless wonder]

be a man, get a curve

 

[mountain muscle]

it has 2 letters per key and so it has predictive texting but not really that great.

some of the things it gets wrong every time.

dirt, instead of diet

so I drink dirt coke

duck instead of fuck

shut instead of shit

so i routinely call people motherduckers

and I say Duck That

I also say things are bull shut, or

shut i knew that would happen

instead of "dude" it will type "fife" (that's how the keys fall)

which I don't even know what that motherducking word is

sometimes when I'm attempting to text really quickly, instead of:

shit dude, that really sucks
my friend will receive
shut fife, that really ducks

so I get laughed at, but hey, we're all lonely and making money right

Hate that damn phone. have one in my drawer. Get the 8800.

 

[bran987]

be a man, get a curve

no.
because I'm renouncing all cellular phones.
that's right.
Me and Warren Edward Buffett are going to sit in offices next to each other, with only a rotary phone to each of us, and answer 2 phonecalls each day about whether or not to purchase shares or interest otherwise in many select enterprises.
and when I wake up, I will text you guys to let you know about my other dreams

 

[Delinquent]

actually once you develop an extensive word list, the autocomplete is amazing. I just type exactly what I'm trying to type and it spells everything out almost perfectly. It will occasionally complete a word that I didn't intend to add but for the most part it's much better than a normal phone

 

[bran987]

actually once you develop an extensive word list, the autocomplete is amazing.

once I do what?
jhat
are
you
yalking
about
willis

 

[needtogetarmy]

That is why I spend real money on good tech products.

 

[KillahBee]

curve, dude.

have you gotten stripper juice all over this one and dialed your girl so she can hear you tell some lonely pole worker how much of a whore she is??

 

[heavy_duty]

actually once you develop an extensive word list, the autocomplete is amazing. I just type exactly what I'm trying to type and it spells everything out almost perfectly. It will occasionally complete a word that I didn't intend to add but for the most part it's much better than a normal phone

Yah my 7100i doesnt fuck up words, it gives me options.

 

[Lestat]

i have the LG Voyager and im posting with it right now in the middle of nowhere. im on my way to mammoth now for 3 days of boarding. 7 to 10 feet of new snow!

 

[heavy_duty]

my LG didnt work in 2 level under-ground parking lots.
it worked on P1 but not P2 where I needed it to work.

 

[KillahBee]

i had the LG V about a year and a half ago. it was alright. it's coolness wore off quick tho

 

[jnevin]

motherducker? You mormon fag.

 

[manny78]

be a man, get a curve

Fuck that, I'll stick to my 8830.

 

[heavy_duty]

Post a pic of your BB
here's mines

http://z.about.com/d/cellphones/1/0/0/T/blackberry-7100i-g.jpg

 

[manny78]

 

[jerseyrugger76]

That's hysterical! My iPhone likes to guess what I'm typing and it seems to be able to learn new words as I type them, so I have no complaints.