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Would you lick an armpit?

Munching on an armpit???

  • yes

    Votes: 14 66.7%

  • H E L L N O !!!!!!!!!

    Votes: 7 33.3%
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my ex-boyfriend made me do it once at BlackParty in New York, but that's b/c he felt like I wasn't being a enough of a bitch for him. (our other friends were doing much kinkier shit, and thus he felt I wasn't being enough of a bitch).

So, would I do it again? depends.
 
Well, i've licked plenty of chick's assholes, so it probably won't kill me to go for the armpit as well, unless there is fungus under there. I'm not big on any type of mushroom.
 
Ryan - which is why he is an "ex" right now. He had perverted tastes above the norm. You dumped him. I applaud you for that. Let dem weirdos know we don't tolerate that in our circles.

Vinylgroover - So you have not licked one yet. Good job. Don't ever let anyone talk you into doing that shit. They will say things like "everyone is doing it..... " or "just try it, it is an experiementation phase.." DON'T DO IT. If you do, people will be passing flyers out at the mall about you.
 
Well, i've licked plenty of chick's assholes,


Groover, you have good taste. Try putting the first bit of you finger into her ass and move it in and out a little while licking her clit. Feels wonderful!


You know my feelings about pit licking AssPlorer. If her pits are very clean and no deodourant then yes i will lick them. It is a perfect little package with licking and sucking her nipples.
 
magdelana said:
Well, i've licked plenty of chick's assholes,


Groover, you have good taste. Try putting the first bit of you finger into her ass and move it in and out a little while licking her clit. Feels wonderful!
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Who does it feel wonderful for, me or the chick.

Mags, if told you that on my back i'm all man, but flip me over and i've got an ass like an 18 year old girl, would you tongue my ass:p
 
why not??

i've licked..........various............other......... body parts, front and rear. why not the arm pits????:p
 
rnch said:
why not??

i've licked..........various............other......... body parts, front and rear. why not the arm pits????:p
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because why armpits, when you have an ass, penis, and nuts to work-over? But, then people are never satisifed with their sexual exploits. I met this freak once who wanted to lick my feet. I said "no thanks, my toe jam wouldn't taste too well."
 
rnch said:
why not??

i've licked..........various............other......... body parts, front and rear. why not the arm pits????:p
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But so far.... you haven't right??? SEE!!!
 
vinylgroover said:



Mags, if told you that on my back i'm all man, but flip me over and i've got an ass like an 18 year old girl, would you tongue my ass:p
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I WOULD!!!


And I would show you the trick with the wiggling finger.
 
RyanH said:


because why armpits, when you have an ass, penis, and nuts to work-over? But, then people are never satisifed with their sexual exploits. I met this freak once who wanted to lick my feet. I said "no thanks, my toe jam wouldn't taste too well."
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You won't believe this, while it is not gross - just strange, I once brought an Asain hottie back home with me one night.... and after banging him silly for about 2 hours straight he still did not have an orgasm. When it was over.... I asked would he like for me to do anything for him and he replied... " I would like to wash your hair." (no joke) So I lay on the counter top behind my bar with my head over the bar sink and let him do it. He went out of control. He was delirious with ecstacy. He washed my hair for about 15 minutes while he jerked off all over himself.

Then when he left, I washed my hair again, just in case he got any splatters in it.

He kept calling and calling, but I never saw him again. That was just a little too bizarre for me.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


You won't believe this, while it is not gross - just strange, I once brought an Asain hottie back home with me one night.... and after banging him silly for about 2 hours straight he still did not have an orgasm. When it was over.... I asked would he like for me to do anything for him and he replied... " I would like to wash your hair." (no joke) So I lay on the counter top behind my bar with my head over the bar sink and let him do it. He went out of control. He was delirious with ecstacy. He washed my hair for about 15 minutes while he jerked off all over himself.

Then when he left, I washed my hair again, just in case he got any splatters in it.

He kept calling and calling, but I never saw him again. That was just a little too bizarre for me.
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that's one fucked-up story. I guess he had seen to many Herbel Essence commercials. But, you had nothing to lose by it, so I would've let him wash my hair as well.

I once screwed a guy who got me to shave my pubs in front of him while he rubbed one off. I looked like some pre-pub kid after it was over. Shit itched too growing back out.
 
Who does it feel wonderful for, me or the chick.



Well i was thinking of her, but maybe it would feel rather nice for you too. How much do you like licking a nice, sweet, moist kitty?


Mags, if told you that on my back i'm all man, but flip me over and i've got an ass like an 18 year old girl, would you tongue my ass


But the 18 yo girl would not have a pair of balls hanging down under the asshole. Sort of ruins it you know. :FRlol:
 
magdelana said:
Who does it feel wonderful for, me or the chick.



Well i was thinking of her, but maybe it would feel rather nice for you too. How much do you like licking a nice, sweet, moist kitty?
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Nice, but i'd rather lick your ass mags, if it's all the same. I reckon your ass would taste like honey:p
 
I reckon your ass would taste like honey


You must be quite randy tonight groover! Such a lot of nasty talk from you. :D

Right, so shave VERY close and come to georgia, find out personally.
 
musclebrains said:


So far the weirdos appear to be winning.
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Not on this board! I don't know (or want to know) what other boards you frequent but here, no one has admitted to doing it. Some have said they MIGHT, but no one has said they DID.

We normal here.
 
P.S. And don't go digging up those fat Jesse Helms heteros engaging in this sick behaviour. Those pics makes my eyes uncomfortable.
 
Hmmmm... MB hasn't responded yet. That means he is breaking his fingers trying to dig up an internet pic to disgust me with.
 
RyanH said:


because why armpits, when you have an ass, penis, and nuts to work-over? But, then people are never satisifed with their sexual exploits. I met this freak once who wanted to lick my feet. I said "no thanks, my toe jam wouldn't taste too well."
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Why limit yourself? Enjoyment of some things doesn't have to proscribe enjoyment of others. If you like house and trance, can't you like disco and hi-nrg, too? Just because ass, dick and balls are turn ons, I'm not sure it necessarily follows that people who also get off on armpits, elbows and toes are freaks. As far as I can tell, none of these are inherently demeaning or humiliating behaviors. (demonstrations of submission -- ie, "being enough of a bitch" -- isn't the only reason to lick an armpit...)

Can only bodyparts that are socially defined as sexual be erotic? (Before the nineteenth century, the ass was not considered a sexual organ in the West. While many people, straight and gay, engaged in anal intercours before that, according to many anthropologists, it only began to gain social acceptance about 150 yrs. ago)
 
lpw said:


Why limit blah blah blah <SNIPP>
pologists, it only began to gain social acceptance about 150 yrs. ago)
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Ok, but have YOU ever actually LICKED AN ARMPIT? We are not discussing whether you should, or would, but rather have you DONE IT YET?
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


Not on this board! I don't know (or want to know) what other boards you frequent but here, no one has admitted to doing it. Some have said they MIGHT, but no one has said they DID.

We normal here.
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Actually, according to your poll, twice as many people admitted to doing it as those who denied it.

I'm not sure anyone (myself included) who posts on the subject of armpit-licking on a steroid chatboard is a truly qualified arbiter of normalcy either.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Hmmmm... MB hasn't responded yet. That means he is breaking his fingers trying to dig up an internet pic to disgust me with.
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LOL....I'm afraid I've exhausted the archives of pitlickers.com.

So, call 'em what you want: The latent armpit lickers outnumber the prissy folks right now.

Nice post, lpw. Any part of the body can be eroticized. The eroticizing of male nipples is fairly recent and, in gay life anyway, coincided with the popularity of body building in the 70s. The gaze lifted from the crotch to the chest.
 
magdelana said:
I reckon your ass would taste like honey


You must be quite randy tonight groover! Such a lot of nasty talk from you. :D

Right, so shave VERY close and come to georgia, find out personally.
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I've always had Georgia on my mind:D
 
lpw said:


Actually, according to your poll, twice as many people admitted to doing it as those who denied it.

I'm not sure anyone (myself included) who posts on the subject of armpit-licking on a steroid chatboard is a truly qualified arbiter of normalcy either.
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Dude, that is only because musclebrains logged in with his other 7 aliases and voted. And it is not twice the number. Check your math. Just wait until the morning crew gets here.

You never said you actually did it. So therefore you are on the NO side of the fence. And don't give me that generalization about erotic zones. Unless you are gay. Otherwise, you don't know about erotic zones. We gays own the rights to erotic zones. As law abiding citizens since we can not indulge in sodomy, we learn other ways. But arm pit licking ain't one of those ways. Some zones are not meant to be licked. Nostrils and armpits come immediately to mind.

And if this board really is full of sick arm pit licking people, I am going to write George a letter. I mean, you can't look at my old avatar but you can consider arm pit licking normal? PFFFTTT!!!!
 
Hmm, maybe I should create some pitlicker aliases.

Funny thing about this is, Anal, that you are the one who appears to have tried pitlicking. Not I. I only go for wholesome sex.
 
musclebrains said:
Hmm, maybe I should create some pitlicker aliases.

Funny thing about this is, Anal, that you are the one who appears to have tried pitlicking. Not I. I only go for wholesome sex.
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Hell No! Never. I am down for some good only cock sucking or butt fucking. I can nibble necks and ears. I can lick nuts and thighs all night long. But if anyone even suggests armpits, they getting booted to the curb.

If I went up to my partner now and tried that, he would look at me and go "What the fuck? You lost your mind?" (Cause he normal too.)
 
Darktooth said:
Eww, this thread is gross! Some people actually get off on "Auxillary sex", atleast that's what I think the term for armpit sex is. lol.
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Correction, it is "Disgusting Sex".


(Vote NO)
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


Dude, that is only because musclebrains logged in with his other 7 aliases and voted. And it is not twice the number. Check your math. Just wait until the morning crew gets here.

You never said you actually did it. So therefore you are on the NO side of the fence. And don't give me that generalization about erotic zones. Unless you are gay. Otherwise, you don't know about erotic zones. We gays own the rights to erotic zones. As law abiding citizens since we can not indulge in sodomy, we learn other ways. But arm pit licking ain't one of those ways. Some zones are not meant to be licked. Nostrils and armpits come immediately to mind.

And if this board really is full of sick arm pit licking people, I am going to write George a letter. I mean, you can't look at my old avatar but you can consider arm pit licking normal? PFFFTTT!!!!
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1. Don't talk to me about gay rights. Any gay man who uses the term "dude" automatically forfeits his homo card.

2. The score was 4 to 2 the last time I posted.

3. You will lick a man's butt, but not his armpit?

4. I didn't recall saying that I couldn't look at your avatar. I didn't even know you had an avatar. Indeed, I don't even know what an avatar is. Please forward me a link so that I may make an accurately assess the normalcy quotient of this post.
 
lpw said:


1. Don't talk to me about gay rights. Any gay man who uses the term "dude" automatically forfeits his homo card.
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YOU GO. Whoa whoa whoa, HIGH FIVE, dude! (Do queers high-five?)



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Ok, I see that you have 193 posts. DUDE! Which isn't that bad. You won't have lost many posts when you decide to change your user name to avoid the stigma of being a pit licker. If you are one.

I don't lick asses. I don't believe in being kind or nice to something I am about to assault down to the last drop of energy in me.

Since you are new, you missed the greatest avatar of all time. And no, I wouldn't lick it either.
 
musclebrains said:



(Do queers high-five?)



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Just the nelly ones.

I swear to God if I get any more crap about the pit licking stuff, I am going to bitch slap everyone with my tiara.
 
i would if it didnt have one of those clumped up 20rock piece of deoderant under there. id rather fuck it though, either that or the back of her knee.
 
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spongebob said:
i would if it didnt have one of those clumped up 20rock piece of deoderant under there. id rather fuck it though, either that or the back of her knee.
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Remember years ago when LL COOL J was giving a live performance on MTV and he was blistering the stage with Momma Said Knock You Out? He had his shirt off and was sweating like crazy. All the ladies were screaming and the guys were hollering, LL reached above his head and under his arms were hideious clumps of excessive roll on deodorant. The crowd went silent. Other than LL singing, you could have heard a pin drop.

Dingle Berries for the under arm I say.
 
Why do this anyway? I don't get the questions true intent here?

Is it just a degredation thing?
 
It is self degrading.
And nasty.





MB justs does this to torment me.
 
WODIN said:
Why do this anyway? I don't get the questions true intent here?

Is it just a degredation thing?
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Some gay men eroticize sweat, "man scent." This is not very unusual. I've seen it frequently in clubs in Paris, especially, where men attack one another's armpits the way women bury their faces in roses. (Maybe it's atonement for foisting perfume and cologne on the world.)

Anal, whose name is headily fragrant, is trying to rid gay life of this fetish.
 
I personally think it is very hypocritical for a guy who sucks cock, swallows cum, takes a dick in the ass and shoves his down the Hershey highway to stand on his pulpit and preach about sexual normalcy. To the many straight folks out their gay sex is about as abnormal as you can get. In fact it makes the art of pit licking seem like a child’s game. My dad taught me a long time ago that if you live in a glass house you probably shouldn't throw stones, So come down off the pulpit and toss the stones aside assplorer. Everyone has their thing why can't you live and let live. To each his own I say.

BTW yes if it made my wife feel good then I would do it no questions asked.

Dex
 
I can see the eroticism in most everything but two things: 1) shit and 2) feet.

Some people have an infatuation with both of those. Perhaps someone can explain the turn-on.
 
Ryan, if you've already written off those two areas, then noone could explain them to your liking. I notice you didn't mention an aversion to urine...
 
RyanH said:
I can see the eroticism in most everything but two things: 1) shit and 2) feet.

Some people have an infatuation with both of those. Perhaps someone can explain the turn-on.
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Scat is a relatively uncommon fetish. There are psychoanalytical explanations, of course, but the fact is that one can become erotically fixated on nearly anything.

The foot fetish is extremely common, even part of some cultures. Putting women in high heels is arguably a foot fetish. Ditto for cowboy boots -- which I take to be just an excuse for men to wear high heels. Years ago, I was assigned a story on shoes and nearly every shoe clerk I interviewed told me stories of men who came into the store to fondle women's shoes or to salivate over the sight of women exposing their feet.

Of course, "shrimping," licking and sucking the toes of the beloved, is very popular.
 
musclebrains said:


Scat is a relatively uncommon fetish. There are psychoanalytical explanations, of course, but the fact is that one can become erotically fixated on nearly anything.

The foot fetish is extremely common, even part of some cultures. Putting women in high heels is arguably a foot fetish. Ditto for cowboy boots -- which I take to be just an excuse for men to wear high heels. Years ago, I was assigned a story on shoes and nearly every shoe clerk I interviewed told me stories of men who came into the store to fondle women's shoes or to salivate over the sight of women exposing their feet.

Of course, "shrimping," licking and sucking the toes of the beloved, is very popular.
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I was really surprised when I encountered a very young, attractive guy who wanted to do nothing but suck my toes and lick my feet. Fetishes know no boundaries.
 
all right everyone, enjoy the discourse on armpits, urine, shit, and feet. I have to get some work done today. later.
 
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RyanH said:


I was really surprised when I encountered a very young, attractive guy who wanted to do nothing but suck my toes and lick my feet. Fetishes know no boundaries.
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Some writers argue that in the way AIDS shifted the erotic from the tactile to the gaze (and thus made a muscled body necessary), it also shifted sex away from penetration, resulting in the comparative mainstreaming of fetishes.
 
RyanH said:


well, some people find being pissed on as a way of being dominated.
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I'm not so sure. It seems to start as the eros of humiliation, a reversal of power, but then urine ends up being fetishized on its own. I wonder why, considering the political climate, nobody has recalled that in some Middle Eastern cultures the drinking of urine is said to enliven a man.
 
Madonna claims that pissing in the shower prevents her from getting athletes foot (the thinking being the ammonia in the urea killing off the fungi).
What's good enough for Madonna is good enough for me.
But I take it one step further and take a dump in the shower.
not in a sexual way though - after all, sometimes a shower is in fact, just a shower.
 
HappyScrappy said:
Madonna claims that pissing in the shower prevents her from getting athletes foot (the thinking being the ammonia in the urea killing off the fungi).
What's good enough for Madonna is good enough for me.
But I take it one step further and take a dump in the shower.
not in a sexual way though - after all, sometimes a shower is in fact, just a shower.
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I heard this too about madonna. I wonder how she does it though. Is she accurate when she's aiming for her feet?
 
HappyScrappy said:

But I take it one step further and take a dump in the shower.
not in a sexual way though - after all, sometimes a shower is in fact, just a shower.
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Perhaps, but you have to unclog your drain, don't you?
 
The Nature Boy said:


I heard this too about madonna. I wonder how she does it though. Is she accurate when she's aiming for her feet?
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as a service to others, if it is an open shower, I'll piss on other people's feet too.
I'm deadly accurate - give or take 6 feet up or down.
 
"Perhaps, but you have to unclog your drain, don't you?"

not really. you just need to stamp it enough so it fits through.

I used to do this for all the guys in the shower at the soccer club. they payd me for it too.
 
vinylgroover said:
Well, i've licked plenty of chick's assholes, so it probably won't kill me to go for the armpit as well, unless there is fungus under there. I'm not big on any type of mushroom.
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I'm right there with you on this one.
 
I've had my armpit licked by two guys. At first I was wierded out by it, but hey, if it floats their boat....

Me, I have never even THOUGHT to do that, nor have I been asked to. If a guy did ask me I would decline. Of that I am pretty sure. The very notion would make me lose my chubby.
 
Ya'll a bunch of sick bitches for even thinking about licking a nasty ass armpit.

Fucking weirdos. At least kinimom and I would say NO. I don't care if someone licks mine, but I ain't putting my tongue near theirs...
 
Whats so gross about it? Poisinous aluminum anti persperant?

A clean woman is nothing to fear.
 
I'm not into that kind of thing, but I see nothing wrong with licking a girl everywhere so long as she's clean.
 
Code said:
I'm not into that kind of thing, but I see nothing wrong with licking a girl everywhere so long as she's clean.
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Thats about right. Armpits are generally much, much cleaner than mouths and genetalia for all you holier than thous. We are comparing the possiblity of residual sweat and the bacteria that breaks it down to all sorts of really nasty stuff.
 
bikinimom said:
AA if you would like me to lock the thread in effect killing it, just say the word.

MUWAHAHahahhahaaaa (Ahhhhh the power!)
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Please lock it before it attracts more degenerates.

We all know ain't nobody gonna REALLY lick an armpit.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


Please lock it before it attracts more degenerates.

We all know ain't nobody gonna REALLY lick an armpit.
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I would do it if it REALLY turned her on. Why not?

It is always fun to be called something new. Thanks for the addition to the resume. :)
 
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