would you date someone who doesn't have..

[Devastation]

an arm? like that hot girl who got hers bit off by the shark when she was surfing?

it would be different after you were already dating, but before?

 

[alien amp pharm]

considering handjobs are my favorite thing to receive.......

 

[*MissFit*]

No because i like guys

 

[Devastation]

considering handjobs are my favorite thing to receive.......

exactly, she couldn't fondle your balls and give you a hand job at the same time

 

[jnevin]

considering all i end up getting are handjobs.......

.

 

[i-Supplements]

exactly, she couldn't fondle your balls and give you a hand job at the same time

..or stick a finger in your ass and give you a handjob too.

 

[Devastation]

..or stick a finger in your ass and give you a handjob too.

 

[H_T_]

it'd be weird.

 

[i-Supplements]

It was all about the reaction.

 

[alien amp pharm]

.

hahaha.

Actually I could live happily ever after receiving handjobs only.

Too bad I ain't gay or else I'd hire your expert services.

 

[Devastation]

lol

 

[i-Supplements]

I love to get a hand job and blown at the same time.

 

[alien amp pharm]

exactly, she couldn't fondle your balls and give you a hand job at the same time

That bitch!

 

[jackangel]

No because i like guys

somewhere in connecticut, killahbee is busy gouging out his eyes.

 

[biteme]

Sure

 

[d3track]

somewhere in connecticut, killahbee is busy gouging out his eyes.

pppffffffttt hahahaha

 

[ceo]

possibly

 

[KillahBee]

somewhere in connecticut, killahbee is busy gouging out his eyes.

this is untrue

 

[KA-BAR]

WTF

..or stick a finger in your ass and give you a handjob too.

 

[Gambino]

an arm? like that hot girl who got hers bit off by the shark when she was surfing?

she was only 12

 

[E_Fermi]

hell yeah, I'd love to hook up with a handicapped bitch.

 

[awittyusername]

I have a fetish for chicks missing limbs. I am working on a girl missing a leg as we speak

 

[Gambino]

hell yeah, I'd love to hook up with a handicapped bitch.

they're eaiser to seperate from the pack

 

[Lestat]

tough call.. not sure if I'd start off dating someone like that, but if someone i love lost a leg or something in an accident i wouldn't break up with them because of it.

 

[E_Fermi]

they're eaiser to seperate from the pack

naw, they are still a adult gazelle to this fookin' loser.

 

[SoKlueles]

dang i dont care what was his ailment if iloved him i would be with him








oh but he has to have a penis

 

[E_Fermi]

dang i dont care what was his ailment if iloved him i would be with him
oh but he has to have a penis

Liar. Remember the guy you had sex with, that was missing a leg, you made him stop both times? you said it was nasty...hmmmmm

 

[SoKlueles]

Liar. Remember the guy you had sex with, that was missing a leg, you made him stop both times? you said it was nasty...hmmmmm

he wasnt missing a leg, he was missing a kneecap dang
and i didnt make him stop cuz of his danged leg, i made him stop because he was a weird dude

who the hell are u anyway? if ur gonna requote me, at least get it right

 

[E_Fermi]

he wasnt missing a leg, he was missing a kneecap dang
and i didnt make him stop cuz of his danged leg, i made him stop because he was a weird dude

who the hell are u anyway? if ur gonna requote me, at least get it right

you told me he got his leg shot off and it was a stump. You said he 'milked it'
he was weird dude, cuz he was missing a leg...

 

[SoKlueles]

you told me he got his leg shot off and it was a stump. You said he 'milked it'
he was weird dude, cuz he was missing a leg...

whatever, he got his kneecap shot off and he couldnt bend his leg dont be a jerk and yeah he did milk it

 

[E_Fermi]

whatever, he got his kneecap shot off and he couldnt bend his leg dont be a jerk and yeah he did milk it

I'm not being a jerk, I'm just calling you out
The knee things grossed you out, I remember...I thought the leg was missing though, but you didn't go into detail.

 

[jackangel]

tough call.. not sure if I'd start off dating someone like that, but if someone i love lost a leg or something in an accident i wouldn't break up with them because of it.

good call. always make up a seemingly unrelated excuse.

for example:

girl gets in accident.
girl loses leg.
girl likes to eat meat.
guy becomes vegan.
guy must dump girl to accomodate new lifestyle.
girl and guy never see each other again.
guy starts eating meat again.
guy pays for 2 hookers at the same time.

 

[SoKlueles]

I'm not being a jerk, I'm just calling you out
The knee things grossed you out, I remember...I thought the leg was missing though, but you didn't go into detail.

whatever
i think i even put meds on that thing, the rub on kind
i think the milking the whole situation was the reason he was weird....he would use it as an excuse everywhere, including amusement parks, i know we went to dollywood once and i rmeember we got into a water ride and he was behind me and the lady said sir, you need to put ur legs in the ride, and he just pointed at his leg...and left her speechless..i think he did that shit for shits and giggles
oh hush on callign me out
i dont like u

 

[jerseyart]

Weirder than the question are the number of guys who actually prefer handjobs.

The best thing about getting older was no longer having to accept those as some sort of acceptable alternative to the rest

 

[wnt2bBeast]

exactly, she couldn't fondle your balls and give you a hand job at the same time

she would prolly learn to become very good using other things..kinda like when someone goes blind their hearing increases..

at least she can only put up one hand to block your nutjuice from going in her eye

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

If the girl was hot and was faithful, sure, I'd date her and hit that shit like a home run in the 9th inning.

I'd get her a cosmetic arm on our first anniversary.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

I

I'd get her a cosmetic arm on our first anniversary.

those are expensive..guess it would be cool though you could take it off and fist her with it,slap her around with it and stuff

 

[E_Fermi]

If the girl was hot and was faithful, sure, I'd date her and hit that shit like a home run in the 9th inning.

I'd get her a cosmetic arm on our first anniversary.

great avatar and location, ghetto...

 

[SacStateHornet]

depends on the girl I suppose

 

[geoboy]

somewhere in connecticut, killahbee is busy gouging out his eyes.

 

[geoboy]

at least she can only put up one hand to block your nutjuice from going in her eye

Good point. I hadnt thought of that. OK, I vote yes.
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