Would Elvis have 'hit' Britney Spears?

[CipherLock]

I mean if he were dead and she was into fat guys in jump suits.

I think if the King did 'hit' Spears Justin would be crushed.

carry on.

 

[from zero]

Like Ike Turner.

 

[ChefWide]

One in the pink, one in the stink

 

[ChefWide]

I cant tell you how sorry I am that I said that.

 

[from zero]

Bor. Uncool. That's fucked up.























It's two in the pink, one in the stink. Idiot.

 

[i be kiz]

two in the pink one in the stink...shocker style.

 

[plowboy]

i think he would hitter in the shitter. you aint nothin butt a hounddog.

 

[ChefWide]

That would require rubbing dicks. You do what you like, einstein.

 

[coldblue1955]

i think britney spears is too slutty even for elvis's standards.

 

[Testosterone boy]

The only lover she ever had is black and Elvis was very white.

Just an observation.

 

[c3bodybuilding]

Which Elvis are we talking here? Young and goodlooking or fat drugged and bloated? Young Elvis wouldn't have screwed her. Might have been a little skanky for his taste. Fat and drugged Elvis would have screwed her in the ass while eating 2lbs of bacon with some liquid cocaine on the side.

 

[mrjoker5150]

I agree 100% with the above statement. K for c3.

 

[Dial_tone]

Allegedly, Elvis and Priscilla lived together for six years before they married and slept together every night, but they never fucked until they married. She must suck a mean cock.

 

[ChefWide]

Allegedly, Elvis and Priscilla lived together for six years before they married and slept together every night, but they never fucked until they married. She must suck a mean cock.

Who told you that wisdom? The tooth fairy or santa?