Worshipping Satan

[Big Johnson]

How many of you have actually benefitted from doing the dark lord's bidding? I mean, what did you get? Money? Women?

 

[Bigsatan13]

What are you looking for?

 

[Big Johnson]

Money. If possible, I want to avoid having to sodomize anyone. If I do, please specify that it must be the woman in my avatar.

 

[Bigsatan13]

Why do you think "Satan" would need you to sodomize someone and promise you money for it in return?

 

[supersizeme]

who is that fine, young tender in your avatar there anyways. she looks like she could use a good fish eyein'

 

[Big Johnson]

Why do you think "Satan" would need you to sodomize someone and promise you money for it in return?

I hope you're not suggesting that I've got it backwards...

 

[Big Johnson]

who is that fine, young tender in your avatar there anyways. she looks like she could use a good fish eyein'

Xenia Seehorn

 

[Bigsatan13]

I hope you're not suggesting that I've got it backwards...

Answer the question. You think that "SATAN" would "grant" you cash for sodomizing someone?

 

[Big Johnson]

Answer the question. You think that "SATAN" would "grant" you cash for sodomizing someone?

I'd be good at it.

 

[big_bad_buff]

if you believe in satan, you must believe in god right?

 

[Bigsatan13]

if you believe in satan, you must believe in god right?

SHHH! I'm going somewhere with this.

 

[Big Johnson]

if you believe in satan, you must believe in god right?

Yep.

 

[big_bad_buff]

so why would anyone choose the path that has been destined to fail?

 

[KnoXville]

Fiction is fun, but atheism is my bag baby.

Actually, from a purely moral or logical point of view from what I have read, Satanistic beliefs provide a lot more realistic and enjoyable way to live your life, as opposed to mainstream jesus minions. I vaguely remember, though I think it was bigsatan saying something previously like its oriented around fulfilling your own personal goals, and enjoying all of the pleasures life has to offer, ie.. carnal pleasures.

 

[KnoXville]

so why would anyone choose the path that has been destined to fail?

Well the unbias answer here would really depend on who destined the failure. Logically God would destine Satan to fail, yet Satan would destine God to fail. So hypothetically how do you know your batting for the hometeam?

 

[Big Johnson]

I'm a drug dealer.

 

[Taps]

Xenia Seehorn

That's that chick from that show with the big ass ship that flys around blowing shit up, right?

The one with the dead guy. And the chick is really a plant. Or something....

 

[Big Johnson]

Lexx. Dude, she made my sack ache.

 

[JohnyJuice]

What does that Police affidavid have to do with anything? it is funny as hell though. And yeah,. that bitch in the avatar is hot, and she wants me.

 

[KAYNE]

LETS WORSHIP SOME KARMA........AS OF NOW, THIS IS OFFICIALLY A KARMA THREAD.



KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




KAYNE