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megamania500
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beat this for a bad joke:
Whats big, black, and eats rocks?
A big, black, rock eater
Whats big, black, and eats rocks?
A big, black, rock eater
world's worst joke...
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BrothaBill
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You ever heard of henway joke?
BrothaBill said:
Whats a henway?
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jack_schitt said:
lolol, you cant be serious!
BrothaBill said:
lol...couldn't resist.
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jack_schitt said:
lol, its similar to a duckdo
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BrothaBill
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ok I have a bad one.
Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum"
Doctor: "I have some cream for that"
Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum"
Doctor: "I have some cream for that"
megamania500
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Another stinker:
What did George Washington say before his men got in the boat?
"Men, get in the boat."
What did George Washington say before his men got in the boat?
"Men, get in the boat."
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Awe..... don't cry.
My 3 year old told me that.
and LMAO @ henway.
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Awe..... don't cry.
My 3 year old told me that.
and LMAO @ henway.
I had a dream I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
I woke up exhausted.
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
HA HAAAAA HAAAAA!!11one111!!!1
These two blondes walked into a bar.
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how do you make a hormone?
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blut wump said:
how do you make a hormone?
dont pay her
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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
megamania500
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Now for the worst of the worst:
What did Dracula say when all he could hear on his telephone was static?
"I think I have a bat connection!"
What did Dracula say when all he could hear on his telephone was static?
"I think I have a bat connection!"
Q: What's black at the top of the steps and has wheels?
A: Christopher Reeves in a fire!
Q: What's better than winnning a Gold medal in the speical Olympics?
A: Not being retarded!
Years after being buried Mozart’s grave was being excavated. They open the casket and found him in there erasing all his music. When asked what he was doing he simply said decomposing.
A: Christopher Reeves in a fire!
Q: What's better than winnning a Gold medal in the speical Olympics?
A: Not being retarded!
Years after being buried Mozart’s grave was being excavated. They open the casket and found him in there erasing all his music. When asked what he was doing he simply said decomposing.
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