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- MEN tal illness
- MEN strual cramps
- MEN tal breakdown
- MEN opause
- GUY necologist
- And when we have real trouble, it's a.....HIS terectomy.
~~~~Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
Marriage? - don't make me laugh!
~~~1. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
~~~2. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
~~~3. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
~~~4. A lady inserted an AD in the classifieds "Husband wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~~~5. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
~~~6. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
~~~7. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
~~~8. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~~~9. How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
~~~10. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Golden Wedding Anniversary:
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'
"We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That twice.'
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
"I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once'."
- MEN strual cramps
- MEN tal breakdown
- MEN opause
- GUY necologist
- And when we have real trouble, it's a.....HIS terectomy.
~~~~Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
Marriage? - don't make me laugh!
~~~1. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
~~~2. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
~~~3. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
~~~4. A lady inserted an AD in the classifieds "Husband wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~~~5. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
~~~6. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
~~~7. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
~~~8. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~~~9. How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
~~~10. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Golden Wedding Anniversary:
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'
"We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That twice.'
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
"I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once'."
