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WOMEN...Guys, we never had it so good..

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Testosterone boy

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I was driving down the road thinking how really special women really are. Just think, they are:

1) easy to please

2) eager to please

3) generous

4) forgiving

5) HONEST

6) friendly

7) trusting

8) fun to be with

9) steady and reliable

10) great with anything involving common sense

11) totally non self-involved

12) great...they really just want you to be HAPPY

So guys...the girls are so great that I'm sure I left out a few of their other strenghts. Whadda you think?
 
The guy just got his first handjob, give him a break.

Dude, women are the opposite of all of those except for #8 & #12 when they are giving blowjobs.
 
Testosterone boy said:


Fuckin A man...havn't you guys figured this shit out? GIRLS ROCK!!! Its us guys that cause all the problems with our complaining and bitchin and stuff.
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I couldn't say all those things about some of the finest people I know, much less a general group.

You have to be kidding.
 
Testosterone boy said:
I was driving down the road thinking how really special women really are. Just think, they are:

1) easy to please

2) eager to please

3) generous

4) forgiving

5) HONEST

6) friendly

7) trusting

8) fun to be with

9) steady and reliable

10) great with anything involving common sense

11) totally non self-involved

12) great...they really just want you to be HAPPY

So guys...the girls are so great that I'm sure I left out a few of their other strenghts. Whadda you think?
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what planet is this pussy-whipped fool from??:rolleyes:
 
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Uh Oh said:


He must be from TN. :angel:
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i will admit to perferring north east tennesse girls to new orleans biatches, yes!!!
 
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rnch said:
i will admit to perferring north east tennesse girls to new orleans biatches, yes!!!
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I don't blame you. There's just something about us females up here. Even if I do say so myself.
 
Several of da boys are gonna explode. How bout Citruscide and Sexual Mustard? :)

They have failed to spend enough quality time with females to comprehend their underlying strenghts and inner beauty in my opinion. "To know women is to love them for they are so SWEEET!"
 
casavant said:
TB is messing around. Go read his post on page one of the p60 thread I just bumped. :)
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Grasshopper...I was messing around on that thread. This one here is the real deal man. :)

Having finally seen the light, I feel that I have transcended to a higher form of living. Almost heavenly really. :angel:
 
I wouldn't go as far as to say this was true for all woman. Just like I would never say that all men are dogs or all men are logical. But, if you've found such a girl, hold on to her and don't ever let her go! ;)
 
Maybe Testosterone boy's girlfriend got on the computer with his handle.
 
Uh Oh said:
I don't blame you. There's just something about us females up here. Even if I do say so myself.
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LAMO, and exactly where do these females hide at? You all must have a secret cave or something that I haven't found yet.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Maybe Testosterone boy's girlfriend got on the computer with his handle.
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I just drove over and peeked in his window, she has him tied up in the corner and is sitting at the computer, poor guy. I had to eat so I left him there.
 
Themachine01 said:


I just drove over and peeked in his window, she has him tied up in the corner and is sitting at the computer, poor guy. I had to eat so I left him there.
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He is not tied up in the corner and I'm being good to him. I removed his gag so I could feed him some bread and soup. Ropes tie people up, I prefer chains

GIRLS ARE THE BEST....SOMEDAY YA'LL SEE THE LIGHT!!! :bigkiss:
 
if any of that were true I would NOT be in the fucking mess I got myself into this week, Im soooo fuckign confused right now about everything its not even funny :mad:
 
Austin316 said:
if any of that were true I would NOT be in the fucking mess I got myself into this week, Im soooo fuckign confused right now about everything its not even funny :mad:
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Rule #1:
It is never the girls fault.

Rule #2:
If you have evidence to the contrary, see rule #1

:angel:
 
alien amp pharm said:


LAMO, and exactly where do these females hide at? You all must have a secret cave or something that I haven't found yet.
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lol. Actually, we're not that hard to find I'll have you know. :)
 
Dude you are fucked up. This girl is going to walk all over your ass in due time. If you would like, you can fly down here so I can slap some sense into you.....free of charge. Ladies please tell this boy he is dreaming before he gets hurt real bad and becomes one bitter mofo.
 
Why do peole assume that one girl has adjusted my peceptions when I clearly speak of the inner beauty of the entire gender?

If you guys would just quit your whining, bitching, and complaining and open your eyes...you would float away in a sea of tranquility supported by feminine love and understanding. :angel:
 
B.I.T.C.H.S member here to lay it all out for ya:


First of all, TB, you're THE biggest fucking moron I have ever seen in a sea of morons.

1) easy to please

Yeah, as long as you have bottomless pockets.

2) eager to please

See above.

3) generous

Only when they have extra that they know they don't need.

4) forgiving

Only because they have guilty consciouses.

5) HONEST

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *wipes tear away from laughing so hard*

6) friendly

Until they get what they want from you.

7) trusting

Um, try coniving, disloyal, and decietful.

8) fun to be with

This is true, due to major things: Tits, ass, and vagina.

9) steady and reliable

True. They are steadily and reliably untrusthworthy.

10) great with anything involving common sense

Like driving, problem solving, and every day tasks? hmph.

11) totally non self-involved

Not outwardly, anyways.

12) great...they really just want you to be HAPPY

You fucking tard...they really want THEM to be happy.


Whadda you think?

-I think that you are a.) a huge no pussy getting loser -OR- b.) retarded.

Kill yourself...quickly.
 
Testosterone boy said:
Why do peole assume that one girl has adjusted my peceptions when I clearly speak of the inner beauty of the entire gender?

If you guys would just quit your whining, bitching, and complaining and open your eyes...you would float away in a sea of tranquility supported by feminine love and understanding. :angel:
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Testosterone boy said:
...open your eyes...you would float away in a sea of tranquility supported by feminine love and understanding. :angel:
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I don't know who you're trying to stroke, buddy, but all the EF guys are thinking you really should stop pulling their dicks!!

Most of us realise that the only "Sea of Tranquility" is on the moon, :moon: :moon: :moon: , not here, mooning over feminine love and understanding.

~LOL~ Nice thread, though!!!

Knot

PS - TBoy, you've got :bat: :bat: :bat: 's in your bellfry!!!
 
68GT350 said:
B.I.T.C.H.S member here to lay it all out for ya:


First of all, TB, you're THE biggest fucking moron I have ever seen in a sea of morons.

1) easy to please

Yeah, as long as you have bottomless pockets.

2) eager to please

See above.

3) generous

Only when they have extra that they know they don't need.

4) forgiving

Only because they have guilty consciouses.

5) HONEST

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *wipes tear away from laughing so hard*

6) friendly

Until they get what they want from you.

7) trusting

Um, try coniving, disloyal, and decietful.

8) fun to be with

This is true, due to major things: Tits, ass, and vagina.

9) steady and reliable

True. They are steadily and reliably untrusthworthy.

10) great with anything involving common sense

Like driving, problem solving, and every day tasks? hmph.

11) totally non self-involved

Not outwardly, anyways.

12) great...they really just want you to be HAPPY

You fucking tard...they really want THEM to be happy.
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AMEN BROTHER, Tell it as it is, tell it as it is. Praise be upon this thread. :D
 
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