Damn!! I thought it was fill in the blank. My answer was:
...a skinned-knee, water retaining, easy bake oven, light brite playin, jerry springer watchin, george micheal poster collecting, paleolithic old dinosaur.
Carefull Wodin - don't fall down and break your hip - it might bring on Alzheimers. But then again - you do have The Rascal to get around in if necessary.