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Why My Girlfriend Sucks.

68GT350

68GT350

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Her showers follow my Fina schedule. EOD.

She always has a bad hair day (ever see Cameron Diaz inBeing John Malkovich? ) :fro:

She's decided to come off of birth control for the first time in 4 years just because she wants to "try it out". This means I have to use a condom.:mad:

She's hairy. Complete with love trail, mustache, and huge bush. :sick:

She's had this cough for like 3-4 weeks. Sounds just like Jim Carrey in The Mask when he's playing the dying scene in the Cocoa Bongo Club.

She always orders the most expensive thing in the restaurant regardless of the place. Even McDonalds! Then, she realizes that she isn't really hungry and she'll just pick. :splat:

She ran her car without coolant and destroyed her engine. She has now stolen mine and I take the train to work.

You know the commercial when the girl asks her mom if she has those "not so fresh days?" My girlfriend has them everday. :eek2:

She keeps talking about marriage and kids. I want a bachealor's pad and a dog!

She's gained 20lbs. since I met her. :dodgy:

Her sister gives me nightmares (285+LBS. and has the angelic face of Freddy Kreuger).

After explaining 12 times, she still doesn't know what an alternator is.

God it hurts...
 
What the fuck is the matter with you bro, dump this silly bitch. Here's some good karma for you're putting up with a hairy smelly fat bitch.
 
I love her though! She puts up with me. She loves me unconditionally. Believe it or not, I'm not the easiest person to get along with. That and she just bought me a Playstation 2.
 
Talk to her about each of these things. There's no excuse for poor hygene. Just make sure yours is up to par as well.
 
68GT350 said:
I love her though! She puts up with me. She loves me unconditionally. Believe it or not, I'm not the easiest person to get along with. That and she just bought me a Playstation 2.
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this doesn't sound like love......
 
Man if you wanted some sympathy Karma you just got it....Move out, or kick her out and dump her...this sounds ALL TO GROSS!!!I think I'll need to have a few drinks for you tonight as well as Big Buck
 
kingjohn said:
are you ugly? afraid you'll never find another girl?

I find that ugly people are the ones that get hung up over each other as opposed to good looking people.

I would never date a fat hair pig.
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Dude, why you gotta take shit so seriously. I'm not ugly. I'm not a supermodel but I get my share of attention from the ladies. Neither is my girlfriend. She has a very cute face and I'm just talkin shit to get a rise out of the Elite ladies.

I won't leave my girl cuz deep down, I really care about her. She's got flaws but so do I. Besides, I exaggerate (just a little).

JACKED! learned something new!
 
Jacked has many different meanings


Yo dat grill is all jacked up..........Teeth are all fucked up
I just got jacked................Ripped off etc.

Damn I am bored. People lighten up some
 
if you don't like her being hairy, pay for a wax job at a salon.

No man likes a hairy woman. Woman should watch a little porn to get an idea of how men like it. Basically, Triangle on top, nothing on the sides or da butt.
 
I wanna hear about you and puc doin' the nasty - Tell us about blowjobs, are you a swallower? Do you really get down on his cock? When you're on top does he grip the tops of your asscheeks and slam you down on his dick? Does he pull your hair when fucking you from behind? Have you guys done anal yet?
 
ummm, why don't you pm puc these questions. if he doesn't answer them, then in a couple of days pm me and i'll tell you
 
this is an example of a relationship that really needs to end

being hard to get along with is one thing, but complete disregard for personal hygene and just being flat out STOOPID, find another girl for the love of god. have some self respect
 
She's got issues? Shit, if you're telling the truth, she's an inconsiderate bitch. You're with her because you want to be so stop bitching. It's your choice.
 
MaGilicuti said:
what are some reasons u do like your gf? there has to be a couple to make u stay with her after all that bullshit
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You know what guys...The more I think about it, the more I really see few reasons to stay with her. She used to be fun, fit, and she used totake care of herself. She says that because of her two jobs that she finds it hard to keep up.

I call bullshit on that one, I used to work 70 plus hours a week and have time to keep clean. She behaves like we're married. She never does any major upkeep. I can't remember the last time she wore make up for me.

Me and her are gonna sit down and have a really serious discussion. Let ya'll know what happens real soon.
 
good idea,you seem like a good guy,you dont need that disrespect,maybe i should practice what i preach,i generally stay in shitt relationships also
 
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