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Buddy_Christ
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if i've ever touched anyone's Ying Yang?
the proper answer to this question can only be "it's only gay if the balls touch."
the proper answer to this question can only be "it's only gay if the balls touch."
why is George Spellwin asking me
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jenscats5
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Oh my!!
Do we need to have a talk??
Do we need to have a talk??
He asked me the same question. I'm worried - if he doesn't know whether or not I've touched his ying yang - then what else is he forgetting?
Buddy_Christ
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jenscats5 said:
depends on what we're talking about.
and like i said, it's only gay if the balls touch.
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crak600 said:
You're starting to worry me........
Buddy_Christ
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jenscats5 said:
it's not me you need to worry about. the balls have never touched when i've been involved.
however, i did witness the balls touch before.
me and my room mate were hanging out with 2 guys we went to Schools with in Pendelton. they had gotten stationed in NC and we were in CA, so we hadn't seen them in over a year.
before my room mate showed up, our 2 friends asked me if i had ever seen a chicken heart. little did i know that the "chicken heart" was when they grabbed their scrotum and pushed their testicles all the way to the bottom, which created something that looked like a chicken heart. so when i said i had never seen a chicken heart, they showed me (from a few feet away, of course).
so a while later, after my room mate got back, we're chilling out and i asked my room mate if he had ever seen a chicken heart. when our 2 friends heard him say no, they immediately showed him.
then, with their scrotums in hand, they looked down, looked up at each other, looked down at each other's scrotums, looked back up at each other. when they looked down again, they pressed their scrotums together and did a slow one way swipe - ballsack to ballsack.
so me and the room mate are sitting there with our jaws on the floor in pure shock at the gayness we had just witnessed right before our very eyes. our 2 friends quickly put their "chicken hearts" away and both said that they should never do that again (although i have a feeling they meant in front of other people).
that is an example of when it's gay - when the balls touch. as long as they don't touch, it's all straight in my book
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